YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT HER GAMING PC TO AFRICA AND PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WAS 5 MINUTES FROM MY SHOOT, SHE TALKED TO JEFFREE STAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT A WHEELBARROW WAS A CAT AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS, SHE ATE A COOKIE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE BROUGHT A CAR TO THE THEME PARK AND MET MARQUES BROWNLEE IN REAL LIFE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE GOT ARRESTED ON A BUCKET #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE THOUGHT JUSTIN BIEBER WAS VALVE #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, SHE ATE A COOKIE ON A NIPPLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE MET LUCIDIN IN REAL LIFE, SHE TALKED TO MORTY SMITH #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROUGHT HER XBOX TO FRANCE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS ON A STAPLER #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE MET SSSNIPERWOLF IN REAL LIFE ON A REFUND #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE BROUGHT A TOASTER TO THE BORDER WALL AND WENT ON A DATE WITH PEWDIEPIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, SHE THOUGHT JUSTIN BEIBER WAS A COOKIE JAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROUGHT HER KAZOO TO NEW MEXICO #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, ALIBABA THOUGHT SHE WAS JEFFREE STAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE THOUGHT HER TELEVISION WAS THE NIPPLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, VALVE THOUGHT SHE WAS PEWDIEPIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE THOUGHT SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE THOUGHT KFC WAS MINECRAFT #yomama