59’ Nearly the Judd hattrick, blocked by Kamal Miller. Just blew past the challenge of Eric Miller. #RCTID

I don't believe that the Timbers are as bad as the 3-0 scoreline suggests, but damn it is proving to be an impossible tide to fight back when you have to come from behind in literally every single game.

Just tosses any kind of initial game plan out the window essentially from the jump. #RCTID

I thought we only play this bad in Texas?
#RCTID

Velde just allows Kikanovic to glide past him. So do both Millers. Pantemis is able to make the close-range save. No one is getting stuck in. San Jose, meanwhile, is able to block two shots in quick succession by Velde and Bassett because they collapse space. #RCTID

After an absolute shit week in the world, I go out to a wonderful birthday dinner with the family. I come home, switch on the #GoBeavs game and YAY! Turn on the TV to get some good news from #PTFC. Alas. #RCTID

51’ Kikanovic allowed to run half the length of the pitch into the box before getting off an unblocked shot.

It’s just shocking. #RCTID

Another overarching question: where is the on-field leadership? Where is it supposed to come from? #RCTID

Tied with RSL in the live standings,
and she’s talking about it like that’s fun. Girl… #MLS

Judd will always sound like
chud. Feeling for the guy. Real pain in the ass as a player. #SJvPOR #rctid

46’ Back for the 2nd half #RCTID

Benji Kikanovic replaces Paul Marie at halftime for San Jose. No Timbers subs at the break. #RCTID

⚽ SECOND_HALF — San Jose Earthquakes 3–0 @timbers.com. Major League Soccer

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🔄 SUBSTITUTION 45' — San Jose Earthquakes: Paul Marie ↔ Benjamin Kikanovic. San Jose Earthquakes 3–0 @timbers.com. Major League Soccer

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Portland's entire defensive structure gets exploited by simple movement week after week. #RCTID

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For the record, all three of SJ's first half goals come from 4 shots on target with a combined xG value of 0.56. Not the best chances at all. #RCTID

It has been really incredible for years how badly the Timbers struggle with the Brian White/Preston Judd-archetype of striker.

The ease at which they always seem to find the right spots in the box, with little-to-no contest, is mind-boggling.

Killed by simple movement.
#RCTID

So yall still trust Ned and MP to get this right? Okay then…
#RCTID

Only irrational fandom would keep this match on after that half. Yes, still watching here and called 1-800-Miracles for some help. #RCTID

Miguel Araujo would've been caught upfield on all three of San Jose's goals. #RCTID

“Hey Jack Cassidy … what are you up to?

… I’m not drunk, you’re drunk…” #rctid