#QueerCharChat | September 13, 2026

Eron: They are two-bite brownies for children. Like, five and under. Even children could eat them in one bite. False advertising.

Enzo: *sighs again*

(Me: You know, I actually agree with that...)

Eron: Maybe Mondelez International needs a visit.

Enzo: No.

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(Me: Okay Eron. What do you eat when you take a break from murdering people to snack at 2am?)

Eron: Excellent. It is two-bite brownies that are actually only one-bite.

Enzo: You're supposed to eat one bite, chew and enjoy it, Eron. Then have the second bite.

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My own game and I am late. Jesus! 😂

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Eron: Wow. This question is rude.

Enzo: Why?

Eron: He is *~assuming*~ I have already gone to bed. Clearly, this interviewer doesn't understand what it means to be a Mafia B-O-S-S.

Enzo: *sighs*

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"Oh gosh. As tempting as it might be to lie and say that...ah, that it is some obscure Jewish dish like huevos haminados or whatever, it is honestly just a tortilla toasted over the gas burner in the refectory. If I am feeling lavish, I will dip it in salsa."

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Tack:

Oh, gods... Hard tack would about all, and I'd have to soak it in grog for 15 minutes if I didn't want to break a tooth.

Talullah would kill me if I tried to sneak any of her mushrooms from the hold. Maybe a piece of hard cheese, if I'm lucky.

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"Mmm, can't go wrong with salted pork and goats cheese. Or if I have fruit preserve, that on bread. It's uncommon for me to wake hungry, though. I usually have a big dinner. If I'm awake at that time, I'm entertaining company—drinking and snacking during... entertainment breaks."

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Elderberries and raspberries, and hot chocolate, usually dark.

I don't think I've ever woken up at 2AM starving, but if I did, I'd absolutely go for that.

(Weslea's healthier than me. I'd get something more snack-y.)

"In this situation, I love NOTHING better than a bowl of drinking chocolate.

But sometimes one does not wish to wake the servants to prepare it. Not from some sort of humane impulse (how bizarre) but because no witnesses are desired.

In which case, I eat all my host's leftovers."
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Virgil:

I need to I decompress after waking up screaming. The nightmares are... Bad.

If I've had any forethought, it's a cookie. Usually a snickerdoodle.

If not, it's popcorn from the minibar. If I've really thought ahead, I roasted some chickpeas.

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Angie: 😕 Back in Orlando the answer would be Publix, the grocery store. I know you asked for one thing, but Publix is open 24 hours and they have EVERYTHING!

My Enclosure answer is roasted grasshoppers. 😕

See? See what you're doing to me??!!!??

I want ice cream! 😭

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#QueerCharChat Avery: "If we have any honey cakes left over from market, I'd eat one of those. They're sweet pastries made with honey, eggs, and flour. They're simple to bake and very delicious. Tristan and I both love them. 🥰"

#QueerCharChat 13. "I do not sleep, thus I do not wake up. When I meditate, I do not stop because of hunger unless some malicious entity breaches through my defences and afflicts my Breath—which, I must add, has never happened.

"I have no need for mortal food, either. If I am (1/2)

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Charlie:
Babe… Sweetheart… wake UP at 2am? If Im up at 2am, it’s cuz I have BEEN up 🤣🤣😆
But it’s probably whatever take-away I’m picking up, or if Im already home, I’ll make egg noodles.🤷‍♀️

Steady:
Shoot, I just stay in bed and be hungry. I don’t like getting up at night.

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Capt Hook: Oh, this is a good question...it depends what we have in the galley at a given time. But my favourite, if we have it? Fresh fruit. Ooo, or candied fruits. Maybe with a wee bit of rum. Anythin' sweet, if I can get it.

Gwen: *she shrugs* Blood.

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Enaka: "Fried grasshoppers or wyvern jerky. Most of the time it's grasshoppers because of the lighter texture, or if I plan on going back to sleep because they're not a heavy food like wyvern meat is. But either make them yourself or buy the Raph Fields brand."

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Gwen: Absurd question...

Capt Hook: *said at the exact same time* Definitely neverbirds. Y'ever seen a neverbird when ye disturb one of their nests? Fuckin' things'll follow you fer a week, tryin' to shite on you! As fer kindest...maybe a baby goat...? A baby somethin'...

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Wilken:
When I lived at the Assassins training ground I could always sneak something from the kitchen, maybe an apple or a slice of bread. If I was lucky there could be some leftovers from the cook, highly unlikely though.
Travelling on my own it's whatever the forest can provide.

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Capt Hook: *without any pause* Keep my ship afloat. Keep my crew alive, one day at a time. Make it to the next day, an' the day after that, 'til the days are spent.

Gwen: Ensure Mona has the opportunity to live out her life, whatever may befall me.

The pair look at one another

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“Cookies,” Jane states with absolute certainty. “Preferably soft chocolate chip cookies with milk. Everyone at the castle knows the story:"

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Stella: Oh? Am I invited back? Though I suppose my children would all say something like "A happy life is living on some backwater farm sharing a dirt hut and we press flowers for a living" so I can't blame you for asking someone who has real ambition and motivation⬇️

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