Winnie the Coup
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.

Winnie the Coup
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Sweet Potato Skidmark
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Greedy McGolfy
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
Sir Lies-a-lot
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Winnie the Coup
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BLOATUS
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The Florida Fondler
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Turmeric Tyrant
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Poosilini
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Quid Pro Combover
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Blobby Jones
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Nectarine N*zi
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Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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Admiral Ipecac
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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
The Lyin' King
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
Payless Putin
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Commander in Cheats
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Combover Caligula
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Needy Amin
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