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This is discipline?

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Yellvis

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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.

What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? The splits. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish who knows karate? A chop-fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The virus came west in Covid wagons

Down Tick

The Londoners all have a frown
Since Big Ben’s repair blocked its sound
It’s hard to endure
Since I’m pretty sure
It once was the tock of the town

Vocal Therapy
by Kevin Ahern

Off to a meeting
My friend has gone
For compulsive talkers -
On and On Anon

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Lil' Donny Moscow

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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.