YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE MET SANTA CLAUS IN REAL LIFE, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE SAT NEXT TO LUKE SKYWALKER IN THIRD GRADE, SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE BROUGHT A GARDEN GNOME TO THE THEME PARK #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND GOT CANCELLED #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE WENT TO XBOX LIVE, SHE THOUGHT SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE THOUGHT GOOGLE WAS GOOGLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE, IT BECAME A PILLOW #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET, SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH POKIMANE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT A PAPER CLIP WAS SEAWEED AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE MAKES LUIGI LOOK LIKE MORTY SMITH #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROUGHT A MICROWAVE TO NEW MEXICO AND PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO BEST BUY #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE STARVED AND PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET, SHE THOUGHT SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO WORK AT WORLD WAR 2 GERMANY, SHE THOUGHT ORANGE JUICE WAS HER TELEVISION #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO HILLARY CLINTON, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, BOB THE BUILDER SAID "ERM, CHECK PLEASE!" #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE WENT TO SWEDEN, SHE THOUGHT A STAPLER WAS HER FRIDGE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, LUCIDIN SAID "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT A TOASTER TO AFRICA AND TALKED TO WILBER SOOT #yomama