"Come on Lizzie, we're going to sleep in my room.
If we go to the bed in the fuck-dungeon there's going to be too many restraints and implements for the Bat to use against us."
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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Come on Lizzie, we're going to sleep in my room.
If we go to the bed in the fuck-dungeon there's going to be too many restraints and implements for the Bat to use against us."
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gywhy all the cuck chairs in the bedroom?
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyEvery single door and window latch in this place is completely wretched: one gust of wind and every hinge in the place is set a-swinging.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyDefinitely a Bechdel pass.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyIs that Freddy Kruger though?
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gylol, that latch will hold him back from the glass door. You are safe /s
@aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gyoops he does have fingers as it turns out #monsterdon
@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gyThat was clearly a large cat knocking a suit of armor off the balcony.
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy"And then we'll go to bed." "So early?" "I didn't say sleep." "That's better!"
@joewynne.mstdn.plus.ap.brid.gy🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️
⁉️ BAT TRIVIA 🏠🦇💀😱
Tonight's feature is remake. RKO bought the rights to remake the film from Mary Pickford, who had produced the first screen version, also called The Bat, in 1926, based on a popular play.
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"Listen to this: 'One of the women who lived a moment after the attack described The Bat as a man without a face'."
How did she describe anything if her "throat had been torn out as with steel claws", exactly..?
@kcarr2015.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gyHah, Lizzie ain't afraid of no ghost!
@annathepiper.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy"Having no face, he probably has no fingers either!"
Ma'am, I get that this may not be your field given that you're a writer, but maybe you better step up your research game because that's not how biology works.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gydo cats have dentures?
@cshlan.dawdling.net.ap.brid.gyHave to say I love the woman reading all the creepy stuff and waving away all the weird noises 😂
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyWhup, Oscar fell down the stairs again
I wonder why the Bat is so particular about killing women
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gynobody has said "Bat man" yet, have they?
@jsadow.c18.masto.host.ap.brid.gyIf she is a writer lets hear some writer discourse like didn't I write about this or even I couldn't make up this story