YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE THOUGHT DRAKE BELL WAS A TRAMPOLINE #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, JACKSFILMS SAID "I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING" #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE THOUGHT A STAPLER WAS HER NINTENDO SWITCH #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE THOUGHT A TREADMILL WAS A MICROWAVE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE BROUGHT A COOKIE JAR TO SHROUD'S HOUSE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE BROUGHT SEAWEED TO GAMESTOP AND WAS FRIENDS WITH DEXTER #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE, SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE AND PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS, SHE BROKE MY NECK AND GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE TALKED TO LUCIDIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT MARIO TO THE THEME PARK AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS ON A MATTRESS #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE THOUGHT PEWDIEPIE WAS A BUCKET #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET, SHE THOUGHT SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO NICKELBACK #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE HAD HER OWN ORBIT, SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH LUCIDIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH SSSNIPERWOLF ON CHIPS #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE MAKES DAVID DOBRIK LOOK LIKE KHABANE LAME #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET, SHE STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE THOUGHT SHE ATE A COOKIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, YAHOO THOUGHT SHE WAS JIM CARREY #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT ELMO WAS THE NIPPLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE MET SANTA CLAUS IN REAL LIFE, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS AND STARVED #yomama