Who believes #MitchMcConnell is really alive & functioning?
I want DNA evidence and proof it's not Weekend at Bernie's.
@dianneames.bsky.social
@dianneames.bsky.socialWho believes #MitchMcConnell is really alive & functioning?
I want DNA evidence and proof it's not Weekend at Bernie's.
@livelaughlovecraft.bsky.socialWhat the fuck happened to #MitchMcconnell Can a fall turn you into a vegetable?
@touaregtweet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCame here just for the comment section ...
@rachelwolf.bsky.social#NameThatVegetableDish
Boiled Car-rot
How much makeup did the mortician use to give #MitchMcConnell that rosy glow? Is he auditioning to be Uncle Festering Wound in an #AddamsFamily reboot?
There's no there... there. Or anywhere.
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@livingthelalalife.bsky.socialMy apologies....the turtle still lives! Now, is he functional, because those are two different things. #MitchMcConnell
@tygergyrl17.bsky.social4. The dispute has renewed debate over healthcare access, paid leave and the benefits available to elected officials compared with those available to ordinary workers.
#MitchMcConnell #MelanieDArrigo #USPolitics #Healthcare #PaidLeave
@waldograce.bsky.social“The press was barred from recording McConnell speaking in the halls of a public building. There’s no actual proof of his ability to speak or what he said,” #MitchMcConnell
@kiemileaks.bsky.socialBring your dead to school day
#mitchmcconnell
@messagingmatters.bsky.socialVideo of ‘zombie’ #MitchMcConnell returning to the #Senate causes internet uproar and raises more questions
@3pugsinapeacoat.bsky.socialWhoever the taxidermist who stuffed mitch McConnell is, they treated him like the overstuffed walrus from victorian times
@resisth8.comMitch McConnell Returns to Congress, Apparently Determined to Outlive the Institution: Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after a three-month absence, proving that time, gravity and retirement plans are no match for Congress’s master of obstruction. #congress #funny #MitchMcConnell #republicans
@willysagsndrips.bsky.socialZombie Senator Mitch McConnell. #funny #breakingnews #mitchmcconnell #usa #comedy #senate #death 
@randykaus.bsky.socialWelcome back, #MitchMcConnell!
@southpaw67.bsky.socialHe’s actually at least half dead. Not to be cruel but #MitchMcConnell is unable to do his job. The #CowardsInCongress crucified Biden for his health status.
This is not the time to be dicking around with a zombie Senator.
#Resist
#TermLimits
@saltybitchables.bsky.socialWell, Mitch isn’t in the morgue freezer, but I don’t know that he’s much more than that.
What does that say about us as a country when our leaders need cognitive assessment tests?
@goblingubbins.bsky.social#mitchmcconnell returns! He's alive!.... ish....
#usa #america #politics
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialMitch McConnell returned to work. Apparently gave one thumbs up. Reporter asked for another. Mitch just sat there smiling. I’m not saying anything is wrong, but somebody might want to try turning the Senator off and back on again. @couriernewsroom.bsky.social #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja
@dazedmang.bsky.social