YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT A STAPLER TO THE BORDER WALL AND TALKED TO BARACK OBAMA #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK, SHE GOT ARRESTED AND RAN FROM THE POLICE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE MET PAPA SMURF IN REAL LIFE, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES AND GOT CANCELLED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE STARVED ON A CAT #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH WALUIGI, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE, SHE GOT ARRESTED AND PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA, IT BECAME A TANK #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE THOUGHT HER TRASH CAN WAS A DOORSTOP AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT A TOASTER WAS A COOKIE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE, SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH KHABANE LAME AND WENT ON A DATE WITH DR DISRESPECT #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, NIKE THOUGHT SHE WAS JOE BIDEN #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE WENT TO CANADA, SHE MET LUCIDIN IN REAL LIFE #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROUGHT JUSTIN BEIBER TO NEW MEXICO AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT A TOILET WAS A TOASTER #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA, SHE ATE A COOKIE AND BROKE MY NECK #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT HER NINTENDO SWITCH WAS A HAMMER AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE SAT NEXT TO NICKMERCS IN THIRD GRADE, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO NICKELBACK #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE THOUGHT DRAKE BELL WAS A TRAMPOLINE #yomama