Welp, no wonder the dog is pissed, they gave him plastic Spirit Halloween vampire teeth...
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I think I've seen that thing somewhere before #BMovieManiacs

"I've gotta get this thing over to Long John Silver's." #bmoviemaniacs

He has to go home and change clothes because he’s dressed scandalously casually for a dance. #BMovieManiacs

Sorry everyone. Trip down memory lane
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Oh hi King didn't see you sitting there
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It's got Whit Bisell, so you know it's good
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"You've dialed 1-800-Exposition." #bmoviemaniacs

When he was sentenced to a five-year sentence, was that in dog years? #BMovieManiacs

First the female joke and now a dog being hurt/setup.

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“Maybe some coffee and sandwiches would put Samson *and* Yours Truly to right. Just saying.” #BMovieManiacs

On the one hand, Jack Arnold directed The Incredible Shrinking Man and The Creature from the Black Lagoon. On the other hand, this movie's title does not promise quality cinema. #BMovieManiacs

"There's one thing that's very odd."
"What's that?"
"He's a cat."
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The real monster is whoever put all those hyphens in the movie poster. #bmoviemaniacs

"Turn the propane on and get the grill ready. Sour cream goes great with prehistoric fish." #BMoviemaniacs

I'm sorry, is Molly going to make saliva sample coffee & sandwiches? #BMovieManiacs

I never thought about throwing a sheet over an attacking dog. I learn so much at #BMovieManiacs

"I turned 3 in prison doing life without parole." #bmoviemaniacs

Gravity was stronger in the '50s #BMovieManiacs

"That's odd. According to this, I'm pregnant with Samson's baby." #bmoviemaniacs

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The dog has turned into a walrus.