Tour guide: I'm going to take you someplace very special.
Tourist: To air conditioning?
#veneryworldtour #puertovallarta

Tour guide: I'm going to take you someplace very special.
Tourist: To air conditioning?
#veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
On cat island. Do I need to move here? #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
What, like a volcano lair? #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Bribe. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Copyright infringement. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Let me check the wiring diagram. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Metal af. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Voladores de Papantla ceremony. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Stacked stones. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
You wanna get jacked? #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Ship bondage. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Shop local. #veneryworldtour #puertovallarta
Me: I think I feel confident enough to go to breakfast tomorrow dressed as Victoria. I'm not seeing anyone I recognize.
The waiter who serves me every night: Hello!
#veneryworldtour
Hello, #puertovallarta. #veneryworldtour
I think they want us to pull over. #veneryworldtour
I'm glad the elevator knows what day it is, because I don't. #veneryworldtour
All of my photos on my camera screen are out of focus and no matter what I do I can't fix it.
I may need glasses. #veneryworldtour
My digs (temporarily). #veneryworldtour #mazatlan