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Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.

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“Uh-oh, Ruby. ... The apartment downstairs is awfully quiet.”

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“Okay, you’ve passed the fire test, the riding test, and the combat test … but now, paleface, now you must say ‘toy boat’ three times real fast!”

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“On three, Vince. Ready?”

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Paramecium humor

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“Oh, yeah? Lewis, you’re fired! You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!”

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“And the last gladiator left alive will win the contest. But first … the egg-toss!”

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“Confession time, Mona—I’ve led you astray.”

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Stupid clerks

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“So please welcome our keynote speaker, Professor Melvin Fenwick—the man who, back in 1952, first coined the now common phrase: ‘Fools! I’ll destroy them all!’”

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In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home

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Professor Wainwright’s painstaking field research to decode the language of bears comes to a sudden and horrific end.

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“Oh, Mrs. Oswald ... you’ve forgotten something again.”

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“He bit the Godfather.”

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“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”

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God at His computer

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“You’re a hard man, Bud.”

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“Are you serious? Look at our arms! If anything, I’m twice as tan as you are.”

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