#SaturdayNightLive: Next two weeks are reruns, so I am free to record KUAT's Saturday night movie block in that time, as I can pick that station up with my converter box, too.

#SaturdayNightLive: And here are all of Shane Gillis' guardian angels!

“Hospice” is not short for “Hospical”.
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#SaturdayNightLive: Jelly Roll promotes himself to Mr. Gillis.

#SaturdayNightLive: And we're in the hospital with Shane Gillis.

#SaturdayNightLive: In Ohio, some fellow "Shrek" fan was apparently all too aware of Rule 34...too aware of it to keep it to himself.

#SaturdayNightLive: Did the women throw up split bean soup afterward?

“Let’s just say, Shrek might be part Donkey.”
-Michael Che
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#SaturdayNightLive: Our next editorial is from...

#SaturdayNightLive: "If not, we can eat them!"—Colin Jost, on a study to figure out if a baby can possess consciousness

#SaturdayNightLive: Our first editorial tonight is from pro-data center goonie Kevin O'Leary, A.K.A....

“In Louisiana, Lawn business is what you do when ‘toilet done broke’”.
-Michael Che
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#SaturdayNightLive: "And that's what I can't stand about Al-Qaeda—the bribery."—Michael Che, on Mike Rogers claiming that Abdul El-Sayed's campaign was financed by the terrorist group, like any obvious MAGA hack facing a Muslim opponent.

“Trump winning the Nobel Prize is like if I won an Oscar for Tom & Jerry”.
-Colin Jost
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#SaturdayNightLive: Great jab at ICE's new gloves, Michael!

#SaturdayNightLive: The Daily Telegraph in the UK must have written the part of Donald Trump's rally speech where he ranted about the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

#SaturdayNightLive: Here comes the Weekend Update!

#SaturdayNightLive: And the lights are flashing all around this woman!

#SaturdayNightLive: Here's Rozalia on SNL. This young woman is so gorgeous and so hot that she...should have hosted tonight.

#SaturdayNightLive: Music Time!