a plan of some sort might be useful
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Vampire is a glutton.
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Might also be good time to set fire to the black plane.

This is what happens when you try to get a short story to feature length. #Riffotronic

Sure, vampire gets a flight certificate, and immediately he’s a Captain. #Riffotronic

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Definitely not a good time for exposition.

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Might be a good idea to cripple the black plane.

SNACKS
Yes they were
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So what exactly is Miguel Ferrer's plan? He has to realize that Captain Dracula won't let him live #Riffotronic

I don't really care what happens, I just want this to end. #riffotronic

This could have been an episode of some anthology show. #Riffotronic

Hey Richard, he's a fan of yours.

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Never misses and issue. #Riffotronic

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Might be a smart idea to divert to another airfield... and call the police.

Dood. Clean up your plane! You are only as good as your tools. #Riffotronic

“See, boss? I’m taking photos of dead people that aren’t babies! Happy now?” #Riffotronic

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They're wooden shutters, lady. You can smash them.

Man, Dees nuts. #Riffotronic

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The concept is solid but could have been told in one hour.

Someone needs to call him "Dick Deez." #Riffotronic