This confessional look is perfect to me - a little showy but still understated and elegant without looking too costumey or ridiculous. It’s a ✅ #RHOLDN

Amanda and Panthea just fanning themselves enjoying the show😅 #RHOLDN

In her slow motion voice😂 whack her again Karen! #RHOLDN

Amanda is a star!!!!!!!!!

#RHOLDN #RHOL

That premiere was great. Feels like OG RHONY. #RHOLDN

After an entire season of “White Witch,” “Back to Paddington,” and mutually assured destruction, Amanda asks Juliet Angus for a hug, and SHE ACCEPTS. Champagne and caviar have achieved the impossible. #RHOLDN

Amanda breaks down while explaining that losing Juliet Angus as a friend triggered the same abandonment feelings she experienced in her marriage. Under all that Belgravia armor, there was finally a very real moment. #RHOLDN

Nessie gets called Switzerland and a “double agent,” then admits she felt pushed away by Juliet Mayhew. Juliet apologizes, they hug, and neutrality somehow survives another day. #RHOLDN

BillGate returns, and everyone except the two Juliets says Juliet Mayhew should have covered the castle extras. Juliet finally agrees and apologizes. £700 caused approximately £7 million worth of drama. #RHOLDN

Panthea admits she can go from zero to one thousand when she feels attacked and apologizes to Karen for judging her. Character development at a Housewives reunion? Someone check the temperature in hell. #RHOLDN

Amanda says Juliet Mayhew never had her back, while Juliet insists she spent the season defending her. Reunion Part 2 opens with another friendship performance review nobody asked HR to schedule. #RHOLDN

Amanda accuses Juliet Mayhew of spreading gossip just as the reunion ends, leaving Juliet suddenly in the firing line. Part 1 closed exactly as Housewives law requires: mid-argument and nowhere near resolution. #RHOLDN

Karen calls Panthea a gossip, and Panthea proudly replies, “I’m not CNN, I’m PNN, the Panthea News Network!” Finally, a news organization dedicated exclusively to other people’s business. #RHOLDN

TeethGate returns, and Katherine asks the obvious question: why is Panthea angrier with Juliet Mayhew than the actual dentist? One season later and these fillings are still causing emotional cavities. #RHOLDN

Panthea brings a voice note proving Juliet Mayhew once asked to borrow a dress. ClothesGate survived an entire season and made it to the reunion with RECEIPTS. Somewhere, that dress deserves its own confessional. #RHOLDN

Amanda and Juliet Angus start screaming at each other so intensely that producers have to step onto the reunion set. Katherine Ryan barely got comfortable before HR was called. #RHOLDN

Juliet Angus arrives at the reunion in an “I ❤️ Paddington” shirt after Amanda spent the season telling her to go back there. Turning an insult into reunion merch? Now THAT is Housewives behavior. #RHOLDN

The real housewives of london season 2 premiere received a 15 minute standing ovation from me in my living room! Welcome back, icons😍
#rholdn

She’s got a doctorate in snagging that coin!😍 #RHOLDN

Not the Sainsbury’s champagne chile. #RHOLDN