2016-06-18 - Checkmate

This unexpectedly #based take from #RedPanels cleverly countered the charge that gaming needs to be more diverse, #woke and inclusive with a simple counterexample. YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN! #DEI #diversity #equity #feminism #inclusion

2016-06-05 - Identity Crisis

"HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW (((HUWHITE))) PEOPLE?" In this #mockinsert edit of a #RedPanels comic, Hans be like: AS A WHITE MALE I THINK...

...but has he mentioned the fact that he is #JEWISH?

2016-05-30 - Practice

This #bullshit take from #RedPanels while he was a naive Trump shill defends him against the charge that multiple bankruptcies mean he's a bad businessman via a bad analogy with an Olympic athlete. But far from honest defeat, #bankruptcy was a weasel move.

2016-05-23 - Whippersnapper

In this #semibased take from #RedPanels he takes on the hypocrisy of "boomer socialism." A man relying on social security and veteran benefits laments youth demands for more government #welfare programs. Amusing, even though it's a false equivalency.

2016-05-21 - Plumbing Issues

Just a #mockinsert edit of a #RedPanels comic demonstrating the damage that his #mohel did to him in infancy. The poor man can't even piss right! I implicitly promised not to mock him over it... MUCH! #britmilah #bris #circumcision #metzitzahbpeh

2016-05-17 - Tug Of War

In this #bullshit take from #RedPanels he assumes the win premised on #feminism being some sort of monolith. "They disagree on this issue? WRECKED!" Actually, the trans issue is far more critical and divisive were one to go there, but this is just lazy.

2016-05-13 - Scrambled

Rare #based take from #RedPanels back when he was libertarian takes on anti-drug #propaganda and the brutal criminal justice system in the USA in a spoof of the "This is Your Brain on Drugs" campaign. #antidrug #CriminalJustice #PrisonIndustrialComplex

2016-05-11 - Diet-chotomy

Back with a #mockinsert edit of a #RedPanels comic displaying his daily dilemma. Eat healthy or pig out? Obviously, the fat bastard will choose the latter. If you don't like the #bodyshaming then go on a diet, fat boy.

2016-05-10 - Revolutionary

This #semibased take from #RedPanels reveals the irony and hypocrisy that 2 well-off German Jews would develop an ideology for the ostensible benefit of poor and working peoples of the world. Class enemies? That always bothered me about Marx & Engels. #Marxism

2016-04-26 - Never Enough

Incredibly #based take from #RedPanels spotlighting the perils of student loan debt. Your tuition wasn't enough! Continue with the #LifeScript and contribute to society. What's that? Your financial struggles are an impediment to #adulting you say? TFB!

2016-04-22 - Hydra

Back with a #based take from #RedPanels reminding us about #blowback resulting from American interventionism in the Middle East. (Even if he lacks a consistent ethical/moral foundation to reject #imperialism he's usually right on this.) Nature abhors a vacuum.

2016-03-18 - Void

CASE IN POINT; another #bullshit take from #RedPanels dismissing Enlightenment ethos due to right-wing #autism. Such use of a literal metaphor reveals an artist's idiocy. Does his self-insert character think he's William Wallace? More like a screeching autist!

It figures that a Jew like #RedPanels AKA #StoneToss would entertain the idea of illicitly harvesting & trafficking organs. Too bad there is no system by which organs can be donated safely, voluntarily, or posthumously... OH WAIT!

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2016-04-11 - The Needs Of The Many

Just an egregiously bad #bullshit take from #RedPanels lazily dismissing #utilitarianism with a straw man. It's not merely "ends justify the means." I guarantee that the fat idiot never heard of the felicific calculus. Original and fixed below.

2016-04-05 - Apathy
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2016-04-19 - The Lesser Evil

More #based takes from #RedPanels about #Libertarianism (and third parties generally). Americans complain about the 2-party oligarchy but, ironically, concede to that very system by refusal to #vote for #3rdParty candidates.

2016-04-03 - Unseen

This #semibased take from #RedPanels says little, but its minimalism is a refreshing change from the comic's usual anvilicious and/or verbose style. Are the men oblivious to the woman's #privilege in their concession? Or is he aware of something she is not?

2016-03-24 - Redistribution

In this #mockinsert edit of a #RedPanels comic, #incel rage resulting from being ostracized by the fairer sex in favor of #Chad drives him to a version of socialism that he could get behind. #IncelRage

2016-03-12 - Expenses
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2016-03-14 - Bombs Are Expensive

These #based takes from #RedPanels about sacrifice of treasure continue from a prior based take, Sacrifice (2016-01-28) about sacrifice of blood. The bloated #military budget does not protect us or serve our interests.

2016-03-10 - It's Not Organic

Just a #mockinsert edit of a #RedPanels comic with some #bodyshaming for good measure. All he wanted was to enjoy his #McDonalds but then some hippy had to lecture him on healthy eating. "SHUT UP, HIPPY!" Yeah, he is a real-life Eric Cartman.

2016-03-08 - Frenemies

Another #semibased take from #RedPanels that is relatable to all those of #Libertarian persuasion. It is flawed in its #anvilicious manner. Apparently, shared hatred of Libertarians resolves all class conflict. Such straw man depiction is typical for him.