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@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 11:39 PM

Astarion had a nice, simple plan - to take Rav on a date at the amusement park. What could go wrong?

They weren't there long before she called the games rigged and had to be carried off.

Story cont in replies. 👇

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

Astarion and Rav are together in an amusement park. He is swinging her around in the center of a walkway. A fountain bubbles behind them. There are bright lights around them. Bunting hangs over head.Astarion and Rav are together in an amusement park. He is swinging her around in the center of a walkway. A fountain bubbles behind them. There are bright lights around them. Bunting hangs over head. The view is closer to them. He is smiling and Rav is laughing.Rav and Astarion are next to a ring toss game in an amusement park. Astarion is picking Rav up from behind and appears to be backing away from the game. Rav is holding onto his arms and kicking her feet. Her face is scowling, she is very unhappy. Astarion's brows are arched as he is both wants to stop her and does not.Rav and Astarion are next to a ring toss game in an amusement park. Astarion is picking Rav up from behind and appears to be backing away from the game. Rav is holding onto his arms and kicking her feet. Her face is scowling, she is very unhappy. Astarion's brows are arched as he is both wants to stop her and does not. The focus is their faces.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 12:09 PM

The moment when Astarion forgot that his not wife is a skilled aerial wrestler and won't hesitate to dive off a stool just because. 😜

(This is not the first time either. 😂)

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

Astarion and Rav are in their bedroom. Astarion is sitting on a bench at the foot of their bed. His arms are up as he leans back against the bed. His face is in shock. A stool is tipping over as Rav has leapt off it and is diving at Astarion. Her hands are touching his chest as she's mid-air, just moments from impact. She has a big grin on her face.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 12:07 PM

When the weather cooperates, the goobers spend a lot of time in their little backyard garden at night.

Rav is normally goober prime, but Astarion is not above being a bit dorky at times to make his sweet smile.

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 9:26 PM

A: My sweet, there's something wrong with your shoe strap.
R: But these shoes don't have straps...
A: Oh no... *yoink*

He thinks he's so clever eh? Rav says yes. 🤭

Mary's Devoted pose back is being refit for shorties and they are so cute. 🫶

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

Astarion and Rav are together in the middle of the dance floor in an underground speakeasy/jazz club. He is kneeling down and leaning to reach for her foot. He appears to be trying to fix her shoe. Rav is standing next to him, resting a hand on his back to steady herself as he checks her shoe.Astarion and Rav are together in the middle of the dance floor in an underground speakeasy/jazz club. Rav goes to step away and Astarion grabs her by the arm. He is sitting back on his heels and is looking up at her with a goofy smooch face. Rav has one hand on her chest. She looks to him with a surprised smile.Astarion and Rav are together in the middle of the dance floor in an underground speakeasy/jazz club. Astarion has grabbed Rav for a kiss. He has one arm around her shoulders and the other is cupping her face. Rav is holding a hand up to her face, surprised by the kiss, but it is not unwelcome.Astarion and Rav are together in the middle of the dance floor in an underground speakeasy/jazz club. Astarion has grabbed Rav for a kiss. He has one arm around her shoulders and the other is cupping her face. Rav is holding a hand up to her face, surprised by the kiss, but it is not unwelcome.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 4:50 PM

#tavqotd "The best part of you ran down your mama's leg."

"You seem like the kind of dude who measures your dick starting at the asshole."*

"Not even with three bags, one for you, one for me, and one for any unfortunate soul wandering by."

"That family tree got one branch eh?"

#RavioliTheBard

Rav is standing in the entrance room to the Blushing Mermaid. She is scowling while gazing up at someone out of view. Her hand is flipping the largest of birds at the person. Behind her is the bar where Gannet is standing and staring at her with disapproval.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 3:45 PM

#tavqotd Depends.

If it's someone Rav just wants to hook-up with then she's not above buying them a drink and asking if they'll sit on her face or if they want to help her grow by putting a few inches in her.

However, if it's someone she might fancy then her rizz

#RavioliTheBard

Ravioli is sitting on a stool in a dressing room. She is holding a silver mirror up and making a "kissy face" while looking into it.Ravioli is sitting on a stool in a dressing room. She is holding a silver mirror up. Her face looks startled as she appears to have been caught in the act.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 1:52 PM

#tavqotd Rav is an entertainer. Shocking. I know. The performance bonus is a given, but I actually picked it more for the acrobats. I thought it was a good fit for her preference for dancing, tumbling, and wrestling over a need for her musical performances.

#RavioliTheBard

Ravioli is sitting on an oversized, pink mage hand. She is holding her violin with a big smile as magical music notes swirl around her. She is wearing a dark pink skirt with teal top and dark leather corset. She has on dark thigh-high stockings and black heeled boots.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 1:19 PM

#tavqotd In a cursed timeline Rav becomes the lady of a house.

She demands only the finest things and most opulent of surroundings. She has no patience for anyone stumbling along. Kindness is a rarity and even then it's far from kind.

#RavioliTheBard

View taken from the waist up: Rav is dressed like a formal woman with a long, deep teal dress, ornate teal and gold neck ribbon, and gold circlet. She is standing in front of nice furnishings in a high-end room. Light streams in behind her through a delicately detailed window. She is standing confidently with one hand up, finger pointing at someone as if disapproving or commanding them. Her brows are narrowed and her eyes are focused. She is in charge.Alternative view of her full body: Rav is dressed like a formal woman with a long, deep teal dress, ornate teal and gold neck ribbon, and gold circlet. She is standing in front of nice furnishings in a high-end room. Light streams in behind her through a delicately detailed window. She is standing confidently with one hand up, finger pointing at someone as if disapproving or commanding them. Her brows are narrowed and her eyes are focused. She is in charge.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 12:15 PM

#tavqotd Rav is going to give Wulbren Bongle the party he deserves.

In the center of the room will be a single refreshment, a cake that will explode shit and flip him off the moment he cuts into it.

After the cake explodes, a banner hanging on the wall will unfurl and it says:

#RavioliTheBard

@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 12:03 PM

#tavqotd RAV IS SO HERE FOR THIS! Guests will receive:

- One can of ravioli
- Some giant twister pops that will make you sick 1 inch in
- A homemade lemon loaf
- Pink middle finger stress toy
- One coupon for either a free music lesson or ticket to her next wrestling match

#RavioliTheBard

Ravioli and Astarion are at an amusement park. Rav is dressed like a carnival barker. She is holding a cane and is gesturing dramatically at Astarion. She has a coy smirk as she looks to him. He is standing next to her, wearing a white shirt and pink vest. He is her reluctant assistant. He is standing with his arms crossed as a single can of ravioli is balanced on the top of his head. His expression looks irritated yet accepting of his fate.A collection of rainbow colored twister lollipops.A single lemon loaf on a cooling rack with icing drizzle and lemon shavings.A bright pink middle finger stress ball. The toy has a smiley face on the back of the hand.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:22 PM

I'm gonna need you to stop doing what you're doing and just look at this cute. 🥹

@mirileeart.bsky.social did an amazing job on this YCH! Even included some really special details for Rav, like her headband. 😭

Excuse me while I go be very normal about them. ✌️

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3art

Rav is clinging on to Astarion from behind. She has one arm draped over his shoulder while the other cradles his chin. She is leaning into him and giving him a smooch with a playful smirk. He looks a bit started as he reaches up to touch her arms. His brows are arched and he's flustered as he receives the kiss.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 2:04 AM

Who wore it better part three!

Astarion is starting to get sick of Rav stealing his look and pulling it off a lil' better. 😈💅

His jealously is pretty short-lived though. 🤭

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

Rav is outside next to a large lake. A gazebo and a bright blue sky with puffy clouds can be seen behind her. She is wearing a teal top with rose detailing, puffy sleeves, and a deep, open neckline. She is wearing tan pants with rose detailing on the leg. A leather belt and shoulder strap with rose detailing complete the outfit. She is standing with one hand relaxed at her hide while the other brushes a lock of hair back. She is gazing upwards with a confident smile.Rav and Astarion outside next to a large lake. A gazebo and a bright blue sky with puffy clouds can be seen behind them. She is wearing a teal top with rose detailing, puffy sleeves, and a deep, open neckline. She is wearing tan pants with rose detailing on the leg. A leather belt and shoulder strap with rose detailing complete the outfit. Astarion is wearing an identical outfit. Rav is standing, facing him, with her shoulders shrugged. She has an awkward grin. Astarion is facing her. He has one hand on his hip while the other is gesturing towards her. He has a slight grimace, irritated at their matching apparel.Rav and Astarion outside next to a large lake. A gazebo and a bright blue sky with puffy clouds can be seen behind them. Astarion has forgiven his irritation with Rav. He is now kneeling behind her to embrace her. He has one hand resting on her upper arm and the other around her waist. He looks over her shoulder with a soft smile. Rav has one hand on her waist and the other is fanning her face. She has a big smile as she glance back at him.Rav and Astarion outside next to a large lake. A gazebo and a bright blue sky with puffy clouds can be seen behind them. The two are now facing one another. Astarion is kneeling with one knee down and the other knee up. He is touching Rav's chin gently with his hand. Rav is looking to him with a big smile as she lightly rests one hand on his knee.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:34 AM

#tavqotd Rav wouldn't say it was THAT embarrassing, but she learned her musical talents had a connection to the weave when she accidentally turned her terrible cousin, Beef, into a sheep while singing a song mocking his ass.

When she was a kid, her cousin Beef was tormenting his

#RavioliTheBard

Rav standing on a stage with bright lights and sparkles around her. She has one finger held up to her chin in a playful pose. She is glancing at something just out of view with a coy expression.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:22 AM

#tavqotd A modern AU Rav is the type of girl to have no less than 100GB of gifs and shitposts saved on her phone. One fav gif is not enough.

#RavioliTheBard

@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 12:03 AM

Since it's already getting cooler where I am I might just have to keep summer going a bit longer by living vicariously through the goobers. 🤭

Extra deets below. 👇

#RavioliTheBard #Astarion #bg3vp

Astarion and Rav are together at a pool in lightly tropical resort setting. They are both wearing bathing suits and sitting on the edge of the pool with their feet dipped into the water. Rav has her hand on his leg. The two are looking at each other with soft smiles.Astarion and Rav are together at a pool in lightly tropical resort setting. They are both wearing bathing suits and are in the water. Astarion is leaning over with a big smile. Rav is lying on his back, legs kicked out. Their arms are linked to keep her from slipping off. She has a big, toothy grin from excitement.Astarion and Rav are together at a pool in lightly tropical resort setting. They are both wearing bathing suits and sitting on the steps leading into the water. Rav is sitting on a higher step. She is holding Astarion's chin and is gazing into his face with a loving expression. He is sitting slightly on his side in the water. He has a hand resting on her knee as he leans towards her for a kiss.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 12:10 PM

#AwesomeCharacters #tavqotd

They're all laughing with you, not at at you.

#RavioliTheBard

Rav smirking straight at the viewer while giving a double "thumbs up" gesture.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 12:01 PM

#tavqotd "You've Got a Friend in Me"

Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too, maybe
But none of them will ever love you the way I do

Can't think of a better fit for her.

#RavioliTheBard

Rav is standing on an outdoor stage and playing her violin as music notes swirl around her. She has one foot kicked slightly forward and is looking out to the audience with arched brows and a bright expression.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 10:49 PM

#tavqotd Two blessings!

1. Waking up on that beach. The next steps she'd take would set her on the path to becoming the best version of herself, would gift her some of the most incredible she'd ever come to know, and would gift her someone she can love for all her days.

#RavioliTheBard

Rav is on the beach at the site of the nautiloid crash. She is kneeling, sitting back on her heels. Her hands are resting on her knees. She looks upwards with a face of confusion, shock, and disbelief.
@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 1:54 AM

#tavqotd Of course Rav interacted with the greatest character in the whole story! She was a bit embarrassed when he called her out for watching him scrub those pits, but took the L like a champ. I mean he wasn't wrong, she WAS watching the show the whole time.

#RavioliTheBard

@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 6:40 PM

#tavqotd Can one give a scalp massage with their butt cheeks? If so, is it still a scalp massage or a reverse butt cheek massage?

(Guys... this one is derailing her. 💀)

#RavioliTheBard

Ravioli looking straight ahead with a blank expression on her face. Text: No thoughts head empty
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