Q: What's a tree's favorite thing to drink?
A: Root beer.

Why does the #omegaverse books have such catch worthy #pun titles? I love it!!!!!
It was abandoned on the grass, but overnight it magically moved here? Well, that's because Nature abhors a vacuum.
#dadjokes #founditems #pun
No puns for Rehearsals + Carrots last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: SUNRISE AND SUNSET
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 7:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
#PunBattle #punny #SunriseAndSunset #outdoors #dadjokes #pun
NEW POST! A very meaty pun!
No puns for Lemonade Stands last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: TIDE POOLS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 9:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
No puns for Force last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: LEMONADE STANDS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 8:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
No puns for Sushi last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: GARDEN TOOLS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 11:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
Cmq quelli che votano la destra sono persone normalissime, con un nome e c*glione come tutti gli altri.
#pun #jokeoftheday #rightwing #voter #normal #people
Unexpected Pain Turns out, blonde jokes have consequences. #BlondeJokes #BarHumor #Pun
No puns for Bad Hair Days + Wildlife Conservation last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: ALARM CLOCKS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 7:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
A Hydrating #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy
A Classic Dilemma Some questions just keep you thinking. 🦌🤔💡 #Antelopes #Pun #DadJokes