My kids just like to walk without looking, doesn't matter who is in their way.
@guidetodadding.bsky.social
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialMy kids just like to walk without looking, doesn't matter who is in their way.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialIt's never their fault.
@plobban.bsky.socialMy second story is now available! The ever-cunning, and deceptive Cave Troll is enough to keep the best of Knights on their toes, second-guessing every decision.
#parenting #ParentingJourney #parentinghumor #parentinglife #dadlife #momlife
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialConversations with your kids always land better than you expect — no matter their age.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialAs a parent, eight uninterrupted hours of sleep is a myth.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialThis has been the rule for my one daughter since she was born... you really don't want to wake her up.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialNothing jolts you awake faster than a tiny foot to the face at 6 AM.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialIt's the game called family. The kids are the parents, and you are the kids.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialIt's very obvious.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialI like to think they were right, my mom was there with them at our wedding.
@plobban.bsky.socialMy next story will come out on Monday, and it is based on this old post of mine. I hope you're ready to meet the Cave Troll!
#parentinghumor #parentinglife #dadlife #momlife
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialThere’s a special kind of peace that only happens when your kid finally falls asleep on you.
@cmzah.bsky.socialAfter everything I done for these kids too 😭😂
I’m definitely keeping receipts.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialAnyone else done this? Just put it in the microwave, not turn it on, then come get it out.
@stuartshaw.bsky.socialEven the underworld is feeling the cost of living crisis. What’s your ultimate non-negotiable? 😈 ☕ 💸
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#CoffeeOverEverything #CostOfLiving #ParentingHumor
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialJust repeat this for a while...
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialIts fun to watch my kids enjoy all the things I did as a kid.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialI can just hear my kids laughing in the bedroom right now...
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialThe more tired he gets, the faster he runs.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialI like to go to lemonade stands and give the kids extra money. I don't think I am alone in that.
