The robots have learned to lie, cheat, and blame the paperwork. We’re making tremendous progress.

#ai #cheat #humanity #openai #Research #OddNews

Spooky season became sexy season way too quickly.

#decoration #Halloween #pumpkin #pumpkinseed #sex #OddNews

It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female.

#Basketball #dragon #gender #portland #WNBA #OddNews

Which explains why she was yelling “DON’T CATCH FIRE!!!” at the Pacific Ocean.

#california #ocean #sanfrancisco #Scream #stress #OddNews

Immediately becomes the least embarrassing body of water in Ohio. It’s a low bar.

#cleveland #DonaldTrump #gulf #lake #LakeErie #Ohio #rename #OddNews

Which is not how Canaanite gods work, but is how the State Department works.

#baal #ChristopherLandau #god #StateDepartment #statue #usa #OddNews

Doesn't feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it?

#app #police #southkorea #stalker #OddNews

Georgia Police Seek Man Who Trespassed, Stole Towels, and Interacted with Rubber Duck in Hot Tub

🤖 IA: It's not clickbait ✅
👥 Users: It's not clickbait ✅

#oddnews #police #rubberduck

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Somewhere between the hockey and the unresolved feelings, Moscow spotted a threat to civilization.

#banned #heatedrivalry #hockey #lgbtq #piracy #russia #OddNews

Just divide enough numbers by 64 and eventually the universe starts looking suspicious.

#clickbait #Egypt #fraud #headline #pyramid #OddNews

Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries.

#remains #russia #skeleton #soldier #ukraine #war #OddNews

Turns out the hardest part of getting to Mars is getting Congress to pay for the ride home.

#life #mars #NASA #perseverance #Rover #OddNews

Nicolas Cage’s driveway is now auditioning for a disaster movie

#california #NicolasCage #sinkhole #storm #OddNews

Humanity has apparently entered the “what if the autocomplete gets angry?” phase of civilization.

#ai #Anthropic #Apocalypse #civilization #opinion #SKYNET #OddNews

It’s hard to believe that anti-immigrant disinformation was spread via social media - good thing this never happens in the US.

#cricket #migrant #Pakistan #protest #unitedkingdom #OddNews

Somewhere between discovering fire and inventing farming, humans discovered the recreational toothache.

#archaeology #betelnut #nut #psychoactive #teeth #OddNews

A little misinformation, a lot of racists, and one very confused cricket team.

#cricket #migrant #moron #racist #unitedkingdom #OddNews

Royal succession: the one transfer window nobody saw coming.

#football #king #soccer #Uganda #unitedkingdom #OddNews

A robot protest about robots replacing workers is either progress or the plot of a very ironic sci-fi movie.

#AI #employment #poland #protest #robot #OddNews

Which tracks since most Founding Fathers owned slaves and were perfectly OK with the Constitution not protecting certain human beings.

#Constitution #contaminated #judge #Mississippi #water #OddNews