Proud to share our new work with @marcelomattar.bsky.social and @leaduncker.bsky.social, newly accepted to #NeurIPS2026 arxiv.org/abs/2609.17042. This paper is a precursor to a forthcoming follow up work that I hope will be one of the biggest papers of my career.

Anyone got a hot tip when #NeurIPS2026 decisions gonna drop 👀👀👀

"But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully."

— Paul, telling people to write fair #NeurIPS2026 reviews and decisions, probably

(Good luck, y'all!)

"But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully."

— Paul, telling people to write fair #NeurIPS2026 reviews and decisions, probably

(Good luck, y'all!)

We're accepting NeurIPS 2026 Financial Assistance and volunteer applications. Support for Sydney, Atlanta, Paris, and virtual. Get registration refunded after shifts. Apply by 6 Oct. #NeurIPS2026. Students, junior postdocs, and first-time attendees are especially encouraged to apply. buff.ly/sA7bAhC

I’m on the waiting list for #NeurIPS2026 Sydney Australia 🙏

Who's attending @neuripsconf.bsky.social this year and which location? 🤖☃️ #NeurIPS2026

I really don't get the logic here. Registration opens, but not at all 3 locations at the same time, without authors knowing if their paper is accepted, and without knowing where their accepted paper will be allocated... #neurips2026 1/2