Love those miniature tanks

Love those miniature tanks
It's gotta hurt to have the wound where your tail used to be attached set on fire
@moira After like 20 episodes they probably changed the safety regulations to require kaiju to come with built-in warning sirens
nice classic pew pews
C'mon Tokyo, you're not all that, Gomora has a long list of cities he can wreak havoc in
Oh sure now that muffins are involved you want to interact
PREVIOUSLY ON ULTRAMAN
That was like that moment in found-footage horror movies where the camera runs out of battery
except in this case it just ends
Oh you know it's getting real when even the narrator is cheering Ultraman on
That's the thing about wrestling a kaiju, you both get dirty and the kaiju likes it
Y'know they probably just had to get Gomora to anywhere in (the main island of) Japan and tell it about the okonomiyaki and it'd find its own way to Osaka
Go go Gomora
aw look how cute the 40-meter kaiju is when he's napping
That circular pattern is standard for psychic control rays
I think Gomora just needs a good pair of shoes
[Extremely tasteless and lewd joke]
A powerful drying missile? You mean Charlie Kirk's dick?
(Wasn't he the one who said some weird thing about vaginal dryness being normal? I get them all mixed up sometimes.)
Specifically, the fraction we know about space is 1/71
Um I'm pretty sure as a science specialist Fuji-kun can read numbers no problem
TIL Ultraman has a freeze ray