“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off!”

Gloria Steinem

#Feminism #GodlessMom

Threatening me with Denmark is going to require a much stronger understanding of what I find threatening.

#Education #GodlessMom

Persecution fan fiction. Very brave of you to survive the plot you made up.

#Atheism #GodlessMom

“… our humanist, freethought agenda is the same as an anti-racist, anti-imperialist social justice agenda.”

Sikivu Hutchinson

#SocialJustice #GodlessMom

A woman existed in a dress and some guy called a public inquiry.

#BodyAutonomy #GodlessMom

Apparently giving a shit requires a supernatural explanation. Some of you are exhausting.

#Humanism #GodlessMom

“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.”

Marie Curie

#Science #GodlessMom

Found the husband. Still no word on the sunglasses.

#MarriedLife #GodlessMom

Three thousand years of literature brought to its knees by a woman with caps lock. Devastating.

#BookThreads #GodlessMom

“If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.”

Shirley Chisholm

#WomenInLeadership #GodlessMom

Imagine being able to leave a terrible job without negotiating with your pancreas.

#UniversalHealthcare #GodlessMom

Imagine finding out women have bank accounts this late in your career as a financial expert.

#Feminism #GodlessMom

“Our country is not for sale.”

Jagmeet Singh

#Canada #GodlessMom

I have actual things to worry about. My dishwasher has been making a noise.

#Atheism #GodlessMom

Apparently I have been running a nonprofit from my couch.

#BookThreads #GodlessMom

Political hats are useful. They identify the people most eager to replace a personality with merchandise before you accidentally invite them to dinner. #PoliticalSatire #GodlessMom

“An atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church.”

Madalyn Murray O’Hair

#Atheism #GodlessMom

If Satan wanted to waste an atheist’s time, he would invent apologetics, add a podcast microphone and call the absence of evidence a personal relationship. #AtheistHumor #GodlessMom

Canadian unity is two provinces insulting each other until an outsider appears. Then we remember the family rule: only we get to do that. Tabarnak, bud. #CanadianHumour #GodlessMom

I read fantasy because reality has insufficient dragons and far too many men named Kevin explaining interest rates. Escapism has standards. #BookHumour #GodlessMom