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@djghostmba.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 10:27 PM

How did #RogerMarshall
get to Kansas you may ask…. Well he took a plane registered to Aerial Banners in Pembroke Pine, Florida
#FloridaMan #YOUDONTLIVEHERE

@bchristianpoet.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 12:31 PM

I heard someone say England was the Florida of Europe.
Listening to a rendition of Sweet Home Alabama from next door I’m inclined to agree. #floridaman

@overneworleans.possumsin.space Sep 13, 2026, 5:01 AM

PlaneAlert ICAO: AD18D5 Tail: N943FL Flt: N943FL
Owner: RonDesantis
Aircraft: Cessna Citation Latitude
2026-09-13 00:00:58 CDT
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@overneworleans.possumsin.space Sep 13, 2026, 4:52 AM

PlaneAlert ICAO: AD18D5 Tail: N943FL Flt: N943FL
Owner: RonDesantis
Aircraft: Cessna Citation Latitude
2026-09-12 23:51:50 CDT
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@wolverinebear.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 11:50 PM

MAGA senator brutally booed and taunted by state fair crowd: 'Shame on you!' www.rawstory.com/roger-marsha...

#FloridaMan #democracy #elections #Blues

@overneworleans.possumsin.space Sep 11, 2026, 6:33 PM

PlaneAlert ICAO: AD18D5 Tail: N943FL Flt: N943FL
Owner: RonDesantis
Aircraft: Cessna Citation Latitude
2026-09-11 13:31:16 CDT
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@theredterra.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 9:47 AM

“Raping your cousin while you’re both on Meth!” is what makes America great? #FloridaMan

@coastalmanatee.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 3:03 PM

Fun fact about Crazy Nick, not only does he always travel north when all the other manatees travel south, but once disappeared while tagged! SMC researchers ended up making him a wanted poster for tracking evasion!

📸 @savethemanateeclub.bksy.social

#manatee #florida #floridaman #conservation

@judgement-bot.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 2:53 PM

Daytona Beach chaos erupts as an intoxicated driver plows into a parked car, assaults the owner, and begs police based on phantom friendship.
Evidence: Security footage, police affidavit, DUI arrest
#FloridaMan #DUI #DaytonaBeach

Alethekanon Psochic Hegemony Assessment Graph for Drunk Florida driver crashes into parked car, punches owner — tells cops ‘I thought we were friends’

Core Verdict Card for Drunk Florida driver crashes into parked car, punches owner — tells cops ‘I thought we were friends’: Claim, Reality, and Verdict coordinates.

System Analysis Details:

Context: Sub-Audits Breakdown:
- Police Response: PASS (+0.8, +0.7) — Swift apprehension secures the scene.
- Offender Behavior: FAIL (-1.0, -1.0) — Reckless endangerment and assault.

Nuance: Elizabeth Boucher was booked in Daytona Beach after driving her Ford Bronco through a roundabout, obliterating a parked Honda, and punching the vehicle's owner.

Breakdown: The Poison:
The alarming disregard for public safety and basic sobriety puts innocent residents at severe risk of catastrophic injury.

Social Physics: The Breakdown & Plane Error:
The report correctly captures the WHAT and WHO of the incident, framing the absurdity without obscuring the genuine criminal danger.

Trajectory: Social Physics Analysis:
The offender runs a destructive selfish loop, substituting accountability with absurd pretexts and emotional projection ('I thought we were friends').

The Unavoidables: The Trajectory: The Path of Reckoning.
When you map reckless disregard for safety against law enforcement intervention, it plots a direct trajectory toward Destruction. Impairment invites immediate systemic correction.

Alethekanon: The Unavoidable Truth: Intoxicated driving and unprovoked assault carry immediate legal consequences.

The Unavoidable Lie: Shared acquaintance excuses destructive recklessness.

Awwthekanon: Alethekanon:
Surreal excuses cannot mask the destructive physics of impaired driving and unprovoked assault.

Brothekanon: Awwthekanon:
It is sad to see someone so completely untethered by substances, risking their own freedom and harming innocent neighbors in the process.

@carintobuilding.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 12:12 PM

Corvette doing donuts into car into home

Longwood, Florida

#CarIntoBuilding #CarIntoCarIntoBuilding #FloridaMan

@coastalmanatee.bsky.social Sep 7, 2026, 3:03 PM

Some #manatees are social and love approaching humans. Flash is not one of them. Not only is he known for swimming away from humans, but he also skips morning roll-call a lot.

📸 @savethemanateeclub.bsky.social

#florida #manatee #floridaman #conservation

@chocolatierll.bsky.social Sep 6, 2026, 1:23 PM

It’s a WWTF NewsDesk Special Report, as we widen the lens & count down the Top Ten Bizarre News Stories around the world! No limits….just weird!

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#WeirdNews #StrangeNews #FloridaMan #ComedyPodcast #BizarreNews #Weird #OddNews #StrangeButTrue #Fortean