I think #EricSchmitt may be the #dirtbag
@aliwatkins73.bsky.social
@aliwatkins73.bsky.socialI think #EricSchmitt may be the #dirtbag
@jillfr.bsky.socialERIC SCHMITT: Wasn't it true that in the early 80's you would publicly dress in drag under your stage name Kelly Garrett, fantasizing that you were part of a secret crime-fighting trio that worked for a millionaire named Charlie?
JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Jaclyn Smith.
@taloop.bsky.socialI give you the incomparable #MAGA prosecutor, senator #EricSchmitt.
@democracymatters.bsky.socialNot a made up word after all...
#Affordability #Merriam-Webster #EricSchmitt #Missouri #GOPWackos #GOPWeirdos #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol
@democracymatters.bsky.socialEric Schmitt is a feckless poser. Vote him OUT in 2028!
#EricSchmitt #Missouri #GOPWackos #GOPWeirdos #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialEric Schmitt: Were you or were you not, caught sitting in a corner eating your Christmas pie, while on government time?
Jack Smith: No sir, that was Little Jack Horner.
@arykab1956.bsky.socialEric Schmitt: Mr Smith, wasn't it true, that because of your gross incompetence, the entire Robinson family was lost in space permanently?
Jack Smith: No sir, that was Dr. Smith.
#EricSchmitt #WhenSchmittHitsTheFan
#trumptyLovesThePoorlyEducated
#trumptyLovesHimselfTheMost
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialEric Schmitt: Mr Smith, wasn't it true, that because of your gross incompetence, the entire Robinson family was lost in space permanently?
Jack Smith: No sir, that was Dr. Smith.
#EricSchmitt
@kaisarionkaiser.bsky.social#EricSchmitt is a moron and an idiot. If you voted for him to represent you, there is only one conclusion that can be drawn…
@mkorolden.bsky.social
@meyersmusings.bsky.socialI have #ESPN 's "College GameDay" on this morning.
I believe #ReceDavis casually sprinkled in a jab at U.S. Senator #EricSchmitt and his infamous "Hawks vs. Hawkeyes" viral congressional blunder.
Unsure if #PatMcAfee picked up on that.
I thought it was creative.
Well played, sir.
@airsinclair28g.bsky.socialEric Schmitt: “Were you on Big Noon Kickoff on October 3rd, 2026?”
Jack Smith: “I believe I was on College Gameday where Caitlin Clark was a guest picker.”
#CollegeGameday #CFB #CFBSky #CollegeFootball #OSUvsIOWA #EricSchmitt #JackSmith
@dennistheoppressed.bsky.socialNot counting #EricSchmitt?
@congressedits.bsky.socialEric Schmitt
Edited on Saturday, Oct 03, 2026 at 9:04 EDT
@mkorolden.bsky.socialIn a cross league, cross level game, the Ohio State Buckeyes will take on the Atlanta Iowa Hawk(eye)s today.
@krazykatlady1966.bsky.socialHAHAHAHAHAHA
@pullingtretiak.bsky.social
#EricSchmitt
@congressedits.bsky.socialEric Schmitt
Edited on Saturday, Oct 03, 2026 at 5:25 EDT
