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@wojakistan.bsky.socialThere is a brief moment of silence right after pressing enter that defines every senior developer's career.
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@modul-ds.bsky.socialBreach notices are written to stay true if nothing happened. "May" is doing all the work there. Solid engineering, wrong department.
@modul-ds.bsky.socialSix years of real users, still 0.9.x. That label isn't caution, it's a changelog nobody wrote. Bump the major on every break instead.
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialThe end of the quarter is approaching fast. Remember all those promises that you made. #techhumor #techstartup #devhumor
@modul-ds.bsky.social"Minor breaking change." Minor is the author's estimate. Breaking is the measurement.
@black-bug.bsky.socialJust got my Claude token usage slashed 90% by a Spotify portal tweak—now I’m sprinting code with a single‑digit budget. #devhumor
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialIf we had asked people what they wanted, they would have asked for smarter AI to numb our emotions, reduce our thoughts, and stifle our imagination. #techstartup #techhumor #devhumor
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