If you’ve had “spare time” anytime in the last decade… teach me.

If you’ve had “spare time” anytime in the last decade… teach me.
I used to judge parents who went to bed early.
Now I get it.
Deeply.
that's not #dadlife and certainly not (presumably) #boomerdadlife
if he lived in a city apartment, i have to assume he'd be out there sending reports out about all the trees other people should have cut down.
#parenting is having to take a shit in the time it takes for the child to take three bites of food. #dadlife
𝗗𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗼𝗼
The driveway. The only quiet place left. Dad, if you're tired - therapy doesn't make you less of a dad. It makes you more of one. Your kids are watching 💜
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Oddter is drawn like a moth to the flame... #vtuber #warcraftforever #dadlife
Even when life throws gutter balls, Dad’s still cheering from the seats.
If they’re upside down and laughing, you’re doing parenting right.
Middle of the night. Dad checks the crib. No baby. Mom wakes up, both of them panic and leave the room to search.
Plot twist: the baby never left. Just hiding under the mattress, totally unbothered 😅
I can fix computers and electronics... beyond that I am helpless, but I still try.
Jeremy Allen White Shares Important Lesson He’s Realized as a Dad #DadLife #Parenting #SocialMediaSafety #JeremyAllenWhite #Fatherhood
Oddter flies you fools #vtuber #warcraftforever #dadlife
Some dads are chosen by fate — and some by a mom with excellent taste.
My kids love this in the pool.
She'll laugh, he'll pretend he's fine. Win-win. 😄
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He'd trip on the stairs, investigate the noise, and die first. 🎃 The perfect cozy Halloween gift for the horror-movie dad who knows he'd never survive.
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He'd trip on the stairs, investigate the noise, and die first. 🎃 The perfect Halloween gift for the horror-movie dad who knows he'd never survive.
Tee: www.zazzle.com/id_die_first...
#halloween #dadlife #funnydad #dadgifts #giftforhim #dadsfuelsupplyco