Today’s lesson: get rid of Macklemore, and suddenly everyone else leaves too. Good news for Ed Sheeran: Pink is available. He needs an opener, and she could use the introduction. Perfect combination.
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@chrisahuja.bsky.socialToday’s lesson: get rid of Macklemore, and suddenly everyone else leaves too. Good news for Ed Sheeran: Pink is available. He needs an opener, and she could use the introduction. Perfect combination.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialMitch McConnell returned to work. Apparently gave one thumbs up. Reporter asked for another. Mitch just sat there smiling. I’m not saying anything is wrong, but somebody might want to try turning the Senator off and back on again. @couriernewsroom.bsky.social #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialWhat if the AI apocalypse scare actually helps Big AI? They can afford armies of lawyers and costly regulation. A 10-person startup can’t. The little company that might cure a disease could die before its idea does. Who benefits? #FollowTheFear #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTed Cruz wants to be President. Today he went on College GameDay in Texas and got booed so loudly you could barely hear him. If your own state greets you like the visiting team, how exactly is the rest of America supposed to go? #TedCruz #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialDonald Trump wants to give every American $5,000. Free government checks? Where does the money come from? This socialism is getting out of control. I blame Zohran Mamdani for radicalizing Trump. Still waiting on my check. #Trump #Mamdani #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialHow DARE Donald Trump give Natalie Harp only $45,000 for Christmas.
She follows him everywhere, puts up with him all day—and he’s a billionaire.
$45K? Come on, Donald. Don’t be cheap.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialWhat gives Zohran Mamdani the right to tell New Yorkers what Giuliani’s City Hall knew about the toxic air after 9/11?
First free childcare. Now government tells you what you’re breathing.
Where does this radicalism end?
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialI was wrong to call John Fetterman an asshole. I apologize.
After reading his texts dismissing Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’s concerns over Medicaid cuts, maybe he’s not an asshole.
Maybe he’s just a prick.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialWait… CLOROX has a recall because its cleaning products might contain BACTERIA? You had ONE JOB. Somehow, under the Trump administration, even the cleaner needs cleaning. #CloroxRecall #ChrisAhuja