Amy: I've never played hookey in my life. My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music. Penny: More like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel with a thirty-four-year-old guy named Luther. / S06E18 The Contractual Obligation Implementation #BigBangTheory #BBT

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. BAZINGA! / S03E18 The Pants Alternative #BigBangTheory #BBT

Oh, he's the Doppler Effect. / S01E06 The Middle-earth Paradigm #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera, but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. Thoughts? Amy: I can't feel my legs. / S07E19 The Indecision Amalgamation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: You say you're Special Agent Page, FBI. Page: Here's my I.D. Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card. But that doesn't prove I know Batman. / S04E07 The Apology Insufficiency #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Come on, Sheldon, you can't move. Don't you need to stay in one place so the mother ship can find you when it returns? Sheldon: Oh, if that were only true. / S03E13 The Bozeman Reaction #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: Our relationship agreement specifies that the second Thursday of every month, or the third Thursday in a month with five Thursdays, is date night. Penny: That is so hot. / S05E12 The Shiny Trinket Maneuver #BigBangTheory #BBT

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Of course, there are my female colleagues, but, uh, they're all Freudians, so the only boy that I can dish about is my father. / S11E04 The Explosion Implosion #BigBangTheory #BBT

This is very interesting. Cultural perceptions are subjective. Penny, to your mind, are you a slut? / S04E01 The Robotic Manipulation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: You're gonna brush your teeth on my couch? Raj: No, I'm gonna brush Cinnamon's teeth. / S07E10 The Discovery Dissipation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state... / S12E24 The Stockholm Syndrome #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Normally, I'd feel the same way, but based on everything I've observed about us, I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together. Beverly: True. I've had a similar observation. Certainly something I could never do with my husband. / S02E15 The Maternal Capacitance #BigBangTheory #BBT

The Big Bang Theory — Temporada 6, Episódio 19, chamado “The Closet Reconfiguration” (A Reconfiguração do Closet).

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Meemaw: It's nice to rest after 800 flights of stairs. Sheldon: You were so cute, huffin' and puffin'. / S09E14 The Meemaw Materialization #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: I've got a lot of my own work to catch up on, so let's talk later. Sheldon: Okay, I'll just say one more thing: lambda calculus. And if that wets your whistle, you know where to find me. Boop. / S12E05 The Planetarium Collision #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Ours has zero drug interaction risk. Danny: Yeah. So does an Altoid. Bernadette: Speaking of Altoids, why don't you go get one? / S12E17 The Conference Valuation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Sheldon's spot. The coin is in your spot. Sheldon: Oh, that's clever. / S07E03 The Scavenger Vortex #BigBangTheory #BBT