He's ALL BUSINESS, this Mr. Sting guy. I don't get any feel for his love for music - it's all about money and status. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Every Little Soul Patch He Has Is Magic #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Andy Summers is playing Brian May's dad's fireplace's spine. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

The public cannot be denied #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Jude Law's got his top off!!!! #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

New Year's Eve. 1994. I bet Samaritans were busy after people heard this. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Eye contact, Mr Sting. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

I can't be the only one thinking, "WHERE IS SHAGGY?" #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Lionel Blair, there, on guitar. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Witchfinder Goddard #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

#totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

This is more interesting than tonight's 2000's episodes. A man surfing on unearned hubris. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Full Dune hairstyle here for Sting! #nottotp #totp #bbcfour

Bergerac incidental music #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

If only bees, and not just moths, were attracted to flames. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Sting's double bass made from Brian May's dad's fireplace #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

Sting. "When We Dance". From 1994. Anyone remember it? It got to number 9. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4

75?!?? And the rest. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour

Don't panic #totp watchers. It might be Sting and - woop woop, dat's da sound of - The Police this week. Next week, we've got the Pet Shop Boys. Huzzah! #bbcfour #nottotp

Hi #bbcfour I like some of these songs. Just not these versions.