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A DEMON he may be
And lie he certainly does
But that is the BIGGEST fib ever
WE ALL KNOW
My darling blushing demon

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AHH, the Sculley years

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HMMM
That practice sure paid off, didn't it

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No. 2

The Bastille or: I Need A Hero! by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/94073146 via @ao3org

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SO
Two things I'm going to reskeet to this:

No. 1

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#WHOREMEMBERS

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THERE WAS a post on here, where someone did a Haiku, and for the life of me I can't find it. We had a chat abt it & it was 5-7-6.
And I wanted to re-send this around, on the back of that.

Angel and demon
Having fun between the sheets
Pay no heed to screams

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EXCELLENT EXCUSE (as if I really needed any at all) to post this little peach of a poom.

An ode to Crowley's perfect peach
So silky soft and juicy
It pleased Aziraphale to bite
That oh-so scrummy tooshy
++

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WHAT is the official term for a gathering of depressed demon worms?
I feel that we need one.
A coveted golden 24ct gold Vegetable Peeler will be awarded to the one I like the best*

*suitable for onions and Michael Sheen

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THE QUESTION IS
Who would NOT want their very own depressed demon worm?
AND
Why would that even be a question?!

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*vavoom*

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As an avid - nay passionate - afficionado of Food P0rn...I might have to have a think about this...

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Indeed.

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I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE MEANING OF FOOD P0RN
And Lo!
It is this!
With a smattering of LotR.
Absolutely Amazeballs, I loved it.
Noodle, nutmegs and all.

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Make EVERY Post About Good Omens
Miranda Richardson Edition
Madame Tracy, when she was Queenie

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Nicked from TwiX

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@texacilian.bsky.social @bushybritches.bsky.social @wellthumbed.bsky.social @keyrex.bsky.social
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
@astoryinyourhead.bsky.social
@nineprecisely.bsky.social

ALWAYS thinkin of you guys.

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SADLY
Now on AO3

Where are their standards, eh?
Tsk tsk.

The Match by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/94091026 via @ao3org

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WE'RE BACK!
WE NEVER WENT AWAY!
This little ditty was inspired by some fanart of our Ineffable Hubbies having a tickling match in bed. If you know who that is or have seen it - please feel free to hold them responsible for this.
Peoples of the GOmens Fandom and beyond:
+

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THIS never got posted to AO3 - and some might say that's a good thing.
However, it's now there. Sorry peoples.
The Bastille or: I Need A Hero! by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/94073146 via @ao3org