My poor memory's often befogged,
Cuz by info inane it's been clogged.
Though bogged down, it tries hard,
But its fact-finding's marred:
It can't even find stuff that I've blogged.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Fog #Brain #Memory #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #BlueskyPoets

A global theme, noted in metric!
Cyanotype prints, most eclectic...
The process, inspirin’
Through ions of iron
And shine of the sun: blue aesthetic.

#WorldCyanotypeDay #Cyanotypes #JohnHerschel #Limericks

The value of #humor in #clinicalcare

inspired by Ken Mogren's #book, Humor, the Wonder Drug

msipressblog.blogspot.com/2026/09/valu...

#limericks #sonnets #humorousverse

A young fellow who hungered for power
Almost always looked angry; He'd glower
And he'd rage, then just stare,
But when met with a glare,
He (a delicate flower) would cower.

#vss365 #Hunger #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #BlueskyPoets #PoetryCommunity

I #reckon I'm writing a book
I've said it, so I'm on the hook
No backing out now
Just who, where, when, how
Why it's my goal and shan't be forsook!

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks #writing #goals #manifesting #accountability #self-manipulation

A 3d #PunctuationDay #Limerick:

"Exclamation points ought to be rare,"
Said a writer, who'd forcefully share
All his adamant views
Which, unwelcomed, drew boos.
"Use them sparingly! Better yet . . . ne'er!"
#Language #Punctuation #Writing #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Grammar

Another #Limerick for #PunctuationDay:

When you write, #punctuation is key.
It can clarify meaning, you see.
Use each comma with care.
Excess bangs? Don't you dare!!!!
If you're #slapdash your mark shall be D!

#Language #Punctuation #Writing #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

A #Limerick for #PunctuationDay:

When you #punctuate, please don’t be rash.
Over-use can turn prose into ash.
And a #comma misplaced
Lays your writing to waste.
Mark my words … or your readers shall dash.

#Grammar #Punctuation #Humor #Humour #Limericks #Rhyme #LightVerse #Poetry #MicroPoetry

Feels like autumn — the walking is easy
Cuz it’s cool and it’s dry and it’s breezy.
But what do I spy?
Flying pollen — oh my!
Any minute I’ll surely be sneezy.

#HaikuChallenge #October #DailyHaikuPrompt #Equinox #Breeze #Autumn #Fall #Pollen #Allergies #Weather #Humor #Limericks #Poetry #Poems

There was a girl from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you might think
But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

#Limericks

An old woman was feeling discarded
By her husband, her views disregarded:
He had made a huge fuss
When she tried to discuss
Major issues, & called her "retarded."

#Emoetry #Discard #Marriage #Communication #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

What’s better than a great friend? A great friend who can make you laugh! Explore these fun friendship limericks for students, filled with playful rhymes about classmates, inside jokes...
www.wordlelimericks.com/friendship-l...
#FriendshipLimericks #StudentLife #Limericks #Poetry

A felon was caught and convicted
Of serious acts interdicted.
After serving his time
He arranged for "sublime
Sweet revenge," not the least bit #conflicted.

#vss365 #Conflict #Crime #Prison #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets

A fellow was given the slip
By a woman aboard a large ship.
He’d thought her his mate —
His ocean trip fate —
But he never had time to unzip.

#HaikuChallenge #Ocean #Prompt #Limericks #Limerick #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poetry #MicroPoetry #BlueskyPoets #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Cruises

A talkative fellow who'll #jaw
About politics, science, and law,
Mostly has his facts wrong,
But starts arguments, long . . .
Which he "wins" via men made of straw.

#VssDaily #Jaw #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Arguments

I went shopping for something to eat.
With chicken and fish they’re replete.
They have plenty of peas,
And all manner of cheese,
But they really should beef up their meat.

#VssDaily #Meat #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Food

With constrained poetry I #explore
That old writing trope 'less is more'
But some prompts I forgo
If I can't find my flow
And my muse bemoans "Now it's chore!" 😩

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

Hear tell of the fair siren, Seine
Quite known for her epic #sustain
Though her sisters resented
Their voices prevented
From luring their own seamen swain

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

Said a fellow, “Alas and alack,
My new pants are too #tight in the back
And the front of the waist.
(They were ordered in haste.)
I need someone to cut me some slack.”

#vssdaily #Tight #Clothing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #BlueskyPoets

An odd fellow who fell off a ledge,
Had been saved by an overgrown hedge.
"I was stoned. Tried to fly,"
Said the grateful young guy.
"Guess those drugs really are 'bleeding edge.'"

#vssdaily #Ledge #Accident #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems