Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder if you have to hearse at least once before you can rehearse?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder how Ford employees feel about having to pay the same as everyone else?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "How much evidence do you need to make a decision - an abundance, a preponderance or a smattering?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder if The Stella’s were named after the beer or the ex girlfriend?”(I know it’s their last name but that’s too easy)

Start your day with #captainobvious "Even if it’s for a good reason, when has getting upset about something actually changed the outcome for the better?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Which would you rather attend: a do, a to do, or a whoop de do?”

This ran last week but in light of recent events, it bears repeating.

Start your day with #captainobvious "Keep buying Canadian!” 🇨🇦#elbowsup 🇨🇦

Start your day with #captainobvious (from September 7, 2016) “Who else was halfway out the door and realized they had their white suit on?”

Start your day with #captainobvious “Any Canadian who spells it Labor Day should have to go to work today.”

That timeline is a social media troll and shouldn't be coming from the President. #CaptainObvious

Start your day with #captainobvious "Numbers you make up are not statistics.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "After almost 50 years there is some question as to whether Men Without Hats can still dance if they want to.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Keep buying Canadian!” 🇨🇦#elbowsup 🇨🇦