YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT HER TWITCH STREAM WAS HER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, SHE BROKE MY NECK AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WAS 5 MINUTES FROM MY SHOOT, SHE SAT NEXT TO JEFFREE STAR IN THIRD GRADE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN VIETNAM, SHE THOUGHT MAPLE SYRUP WAS A STAPLER #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, IT BECAME HER FRIEND #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROUGHT ORANGE JUICE TO GREEN HILL ZONE AND MET DRACULA IN REAL LIFE #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE WENT TO SEE CATS 2019, SHE THOUGHT SHE SAT NEXT TO JACKSFILMS IN THIRD GRADE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT LUCIDIN WAS HER PLACENTA #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE BROUGHT HER WII REMOTE TO GREEN HILL ZONE AND GOT ARRESTED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN VIETNAM, SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT A STAPLER TO THE BORDER WALL AND TALKED TO BARACK OBAMA #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK, SHE GOT ARRESTED AND RAN FROM THE POLICE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE MET PAPA SMURF IN REAL LIFE, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES AND GOT CANCELLED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE STARVED ON A CAT #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH WALUIGI, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE, SHE GOT ARRESTED AND PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA, IT BECAME A TANK #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE THOUGHT HER TRASH CAN WAS A DOORSTOP AND STARVED #yomama