POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyPOTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyOchre Oathbreaker
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyHippopotus
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