"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy
@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
@annathepiper.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyCreepy snarl-faced bat behind a curtain? I'm sure this MUST be a coincidence!
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"This? Oh this is my Bat Scare Window"
@aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gyextremely good service from the police, the phone company, and the doctor (isn't it like 3am?) but I guess that's you get being a rich white woman #monsterdon
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"This is going to work out perfectly. The serial killer known as the Bat has coincidentally infected someone who is at the exact location I need to case for a secret room and thus fortune."
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyBreaking and Entering...oh the law don't apply to you then Cop?
"smells like bats in here"
#thebat
#monsterdon
Ah the good ol' days when the operator could just talk through an off-the-hook phone
@jsadow.c18.masto.host.ap.brid.gyBats were harmed during the making of this movie.
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyOur man Price, as comfortable with a dishtowel or a shotgun as he is with a microscope and... an adorably grumpy little bat..?
#monsterdon Okay look, is it a bat or a rabbit?
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gyWell I'll be damned, an actual bat. I wonder if anyone here can ID it?
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyIs he milking bats?
aw cute lil' bat
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyVincent Price is a such a Mastodon dude he has his own science lab!
He's trying to make the bat sneeze.
#thebat
#monsterdon
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyY'all you do NOT want to fuck with rabies
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy