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Spike: your apocalyptic Uber driver. #BTVS

Anybody else feel that?/What?/Cold draft of paralyzing fear? #BTVS

Glory getting hit by truck will always be funny😆😆😆 #BTVS

We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment./Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing tunnel on the side of a mountain. #BTVS

Piano!/Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait, that-that was a rocket launcher. An, what are you talkin' about? #BTVS

Since I’ve arrived at Spiral, this meme is relevant again. #BTVS

So you're saying that a *powerful* and mightily pissed-off witch was planning on goin' and spillin' herself a few pints of god blood until you, what..."explained"?/You think she- No. I told Willow it would be like suicide./I'd do it... Right person. Person I loved. I'd do it. #BTVS

She was looking to go all paybacky on Glory for a minute, but I cooled her down a little. Actually, a lot./So she's not gonna do anything rash then./No. I explained there was no point. #BTVS

I owe you pain! #BTVS

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I'm like a lightning rod for pain and hurt... And everyone around me suffers and dies. I... must be something so horrible to cause so much pain and evil./Rot./What do you know?/I'm a vampire. I know something about evil. You're not evil. #BTVS

You wanna know what I'm scared of, Spike...? Me... Right now, Glory thinks Tara's the Key. But I'm the Key, Spike. I am. And anything that happens to Tara... is 'cause of me. Your bruises, your limp... that's all me, too. #BTVS

Tara noooo!!!! #BTVS

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You all right?/Yeah./Ah, yes, 'cause your good mood is both obvious and contagious. #BTVS

Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off a class if your head was on fire. #BTVS

Why should I care about *any* of this?/Because they'll take you away.../Take me away? What do you mean?/They'll take you away from me... That's what your principal told me when you weren't in the room. If I can't make you to go to school, then I won't be found fit to be your legal guardian. #BTVS

The robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene./It wasn't supposed to.../Don't. That... thing, it... it wasn't even real... What you did for me and Dawn, that was real... I won't forget it. #BTVS

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