We call this "Erratic Towers of Tartare"
@crowbar.wtf
@crowbar.wtfWe call this "Erratic Towers of Tartare"
@crowbar.wtfOh I quite like the blue and white plates
@2fbs.bsky.socialThere's a zero to ten percent chance those two bogan sisters are good cooks #MKR
@crowbar.wtf@2fbs.bsky.socialI'm an entrepreneur.
Translation: "I'm a spoiled rich kid" #MKR
@2fbs.bsky.socialHe works for the family business.
Family business clearly isn't hairdressing #MKR
@crowbar.wtfMaybe I just have Beef Tartare PTSD from a shift at a certain one hatted restaurant.... I chopped kilos of it by hand....
@2fbs.bsky.socialThat's a hell of a kitchen these two have #MKR
@crowbar.wtfSo Jane might be a food stylist - but that doesn't mean she can pull off an edible 3 course meal in 3 hours, so maybe they should just chill out a bit.
@crowbar.wtfWhy do a dish that you know not everyone is going to like?
Aren't you even wanting to get a high score?
@2fbs.bsky.socialColin won't be driving to any of the dinners this season. #CokeFiend #MKR
@2fbs.bsky.social"Classy bogan" is an oxymoron #MKR
@crowbar.wtfHere's Colin with roughly half the world's reserve of oil slicked through his hair.
@2fbs.bsky.socialThis season will need an "OMG Count" ...at least until the Bogan Sisters are booted off #MKR
@crowbar.wtfShane might get stabbed by Jane in their restaurant episode....
@2fbs.bsky.socialYour shitty hipster beard ain't hiding the fact you're not wearing a shirt #MKR
@crowbar.wtfIs the funeral director sweating through his shirt?
@crowbar.wtfAt least Jane agrees with me about the name "Puggles"
@nettieb.bsky.socialI never watch #MKR but do enjoy your comments. 🙏
@crowbar.wtfSurprise at the door bell ringing when everyone turns up - DRINK