My mate's cousin has been diagnosed
with electohypersensitivity.
'Can't say I'm a fan of synthesisers either!'
#joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

“I can’t call someone stupid at work, so I say ‘walk me through your thought process’” (@Skinwalker5110, March 26). “I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, ‘walk me through your thought process’” (@EmployeeTears, Oct. 1). #work #jokes
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“The FDA has recalled the light in my eyes” (breezebois on Threads, September 28). It hasn't been that bad, or has it? #quotes #jokes #FDA #racall
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😄✨ Tell me I'm not the only one 😭 Helmet ghar pe yaad aata hai jab traffic police saamne dikhe. 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #police #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
"Why does every recipe start with “Marry Me” now?? Someone needs to post single serving versions of recipes and name them 'Leave Me Alone Spaghetti' and 'I’m An Introvert Chicken'" (@itsnwts, October 4). #quotes #jokes #recipes #marryme
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I couldn't believe it today: when I came home my wife told me that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine... She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
If only someone could have foreseen that these poor politicians might lose their jobs to artificial intelligence. #cpolitics #satire #comedy #jokes #ai newsclapper.com/video/d13Ovy...
😄✨ Send this to someone who needs a laugh 🤣 Engineer ka asli talent: Deadline se pehle miracle kar dena. 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #engineers #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
Some giggles to lighten the mood a teeny-tiny itty-bitty amount 😉😄
Dear God. You gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife. It's been years now. I'm just reminding you. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height..
They didn’t like my critter sizin'.