Donvict
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.

Donvict
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
Marmalade Misogynist
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Payless Putin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Dozin' Donnie
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Donny Nappleseed
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
King Flaccid the First
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Crunchwrap Supreme Leader
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Budget Bashar
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
L. Ron Chubbard
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
President Rottinghands McRagebaby
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
Mango Unchained
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Groper Cleveland
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
Scammy Davis Jr.
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
Mayor McTreason
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Traitor Tot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
Impeached Beached Fail
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Alexander Scamilton
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
President Thump
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.