Desecrated coconut. Idiot #MKR
@2fbs.bsky.social
@2fbs.bsky.socialDesecrated coconut. Idiot #MKR
@crowbar.wtfMixing pastry and rice in a dessert is like fingernails down a chalkboard to me.
@2fbs.bsky.socialWhy the fuck did these two utter wank pandas enter this competition? #MKR
@2fbs.bsky.socialI can absolutely guarantee this couple from the Blue Mountains argue with their neighbours.
Supercilious wank badgers #MKR
@crowbar.wtfDessert is a Mango Coconut Sweet Rice Croissant Puff Everything But The Kitchen Sink Pudding.
@2fbs.bsky.social"I find it empowering to leave food on the plate, and to step on kittens" - Some wanker on #MKR
@crowbar.wtf
@hock17.bsky.socialLet me guess. Jayne and Shane will be cooking last? #MKR
@hock17.bsky.socialNone of these couple jump out as being particularly watchable #MKR
@crowbar.wtf"I find it quite empowering to leave food on a plate." - Shane
@crowbar.wtf@crowbar.wtfSocarrat is socarrisn't.
@crowbar.wtfHas Colin saved the paella?
@crowbar.wtfLook at least cooking the prawns for 40 minutes they'll be certain they aren't serving any raw.
@crowbar.wtfColin popping into the kitchen to point out issues & completely derail them - DRINK
@2fbs.bsky.socialTake the prawns out for fucks sake #MKR
@2fbs.bsky.socialThey put the chicken in after the prawns? #MKR
@crowbar.wtfSo the first course is French, second Spanish, and third corrupted French & Women's Weekly circa 1997.
@crowbar.wtf"Chervil has a recorded history of human use spanning over 3,000 to 4,000 years, dating back at least to ancient Egyptian and Roman times. "
"I thought she said 'gerbil'" - Bimbo Bitches
@crowbar.wtfSeasoning issue - DRINK