If I were an employee over at SNK or TKO, I'd be getting REALLY fucking nervous right about now... 🤼
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The only thing I can surmise is that they've doubled down on Smash JT's crashout over Halo: Campaign Evolved's clouds, so any instance of purple color design in a game has to be bisexual propaganda...

BUT THE SENTINELS WERE ALWAYS FUCKING PURPLE
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If TKO wanted some mainstream press, they should've had Cody Rhodes do a live reaction to the #ZeldaDirect...
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God help JaxVTuber... @kinkymation.bsky.social and @octopimp.bsky.social are educating them about Homestuck...
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Looking forward to Sheik cracking a whole new generation of eggs...
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I have no interest in limited edition foil covers but being on cart ensures that I'll be picking up the Ocarina Remake sooner than later...
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Alexey Pajitnov has more balls than the White House Correspondents Association and Google TechBros combined...
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Everyone's reaction to Ganondorf and Impa's OOT Remake renders:
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Yeah, Imma hang back and let y'all have this one...
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I suppose this is equivalent exchange for @kinkymation.bsky.social being gifted the OOT Remake Great Fairy this morning...
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Who ever modeled Ganondorf and Impa for the OOT Remake locked the fuck in...
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I'll never forgive Taika for fumbling Gorr as hard as he did...

Fucking Quan Chi-looking ass with no on-screen butchering...
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Everyone refreshing Amazon to see if they're selling their physical copies of Ocarina Remake at digital pricing:
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Aaaaaaand with that tidbit, we can call it a wrap on the #ZeldaDirect half of the snarky bingo card today...

See you all again tomorrow morning for the #NintendoDirect!
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Am I disappointed that it's basically just a 1:1 upscale of the Nintendo 64 game?

Sure... but at the end of the day, IT'S STILL FUCKING OCARINA OF TIME!
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Still need an official price tag before I can truly call it a wrap on the bingo card for today...
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Me getting ready to pre-order Ocarina Remake after the #ZeldaDirect:
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Foil cover? How very 90s Marvel Comics of them...
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Nintendo's putting @kinkymation.bsky.social's kid through college...
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DLSS 5 GANONDORF JUMP S
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