JonAtTheBar vibes #Astros

JonAtTheBar vibes #Astros
tell the pope I’m converting
I'm sure Altuve is noticing this. I don't think the boos will ever get directed at him, individually, but does he really want to spend his final years with a middling #Astros franchise and a curdling fanbase? All to chase a benchmark that will keep sliding further away with every lockout and injury.
Goddamn, I feel bad for Hunter Brown. #Astros
Why the fuck are these yahoos talking about 7 from Brown? Dude has thrown 7 innings, what, 8-10 times in his career? #Astros
Boooooooooooooooo
#Astros
A poorly constructed building cannot withstand storms. What’s on display today is what Crane decided to build after the 2022 season using nothing but hubris and paperclips. It’s a damn shame because it could have been so different. #Astros
Matress MAGA vs the POPE is going pretty much as one would expect.
#MakeCarlosPutHisShoesOn #Astros
Imai! Imai! Put in Tatsuya!! #Astros
Well, it was good interacting with you all this season. I guess we will see what they do in the offseason. #Astros
INJECT THIS FIRST INNING INTO MY VEINS
red sox: *lose 9-0*
#astros: hold my beer
#Astros v. Pope going about as well as could be expected
I woke up from a perfectly good nap for this?
#astros