Making kimchi the morning you want to eat it is naw how you make porridge #MKR

Making kimchi the morning you want to eat it is naw how you make porridge #MKR
OOO they splashed out on a fancy neon sign.
"Last Order" - so I assume they are making pufferfish, cassava and uncooked red kidney beans.
Everytime one of these Death Muppets says "gastro pub"... DRINK #MKR
Jane and Shane are that rarest of beasts. A couple where both partners are punching above their weight. #MKR
Tonight we are in Adelaide. With best mates Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men.
Looks like with have some BIMBO CHAOS in store!
It's called puggles cos it's fuckin cute, there's not that much too it you weird lady #mkr #fromlastnight
UH OH gonna be so much fire added to the fuel this week!
The puns are going to be lethal tomorrow night.
“I find it quite empowering to leave food on a plate”. What an arsehole. #MKR
My Homely Kitchen Rules
Time to make up a vague number much lower than reality to be strategic from the other contestants.
Jayne and Shayne? oh dear. #MKR
Jane & Shane the unlikeable twain #MKR
Your #MKR posts are rivalling your “plonker” cricket ones!!
"I want to throw up"
Plate it up and serve it to Jane #MKR
Needs more cream
...or ice-cream #MKR
NO DESSERT FOR JANE - CHUCK HER A KRAFT SINGLE