Live shot of political aides hackin' the facial recognition on Mitch McConnell's phone so "he" could make social media posts.
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@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialLive shot of political aides hackin' the facial recognition on Mitch McConnell's phone so "he" could make social media posts.
@dontquotemeonthat.bsky.socialFrom the new comic strip “Senator Mitch”
@moments2remember.linkMitch McConnell tried to reassure reporters with a thumbs-up after returning from a 92-day absence. The Daily Show’s Josh Johnson saw something very different — and turned the moment into one brutal late-night punchline. #MitchMcConnell #DailyShow #Politics
@congressedits.bsky.socialMitch McConnell
Edited on Wednesday, Sep 16, 2026 at 20:22 EDT
@ex-fso.bsky.socialJust watched this clip after watching the #MitchMcConnell clip voting the wrong way. Not sure which of these two has more of their faculties.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyMitch McConnell is fully into the Uncanny Valley now.
Creepy....
@waldograce.bsky.social#MitchMcConnell https://www.instagram.com/p/DdXKffFS3f3
@tuftsgang.bsky.socialNo active brain activity.
You are basically viewing
a Disney Animatronic Boob.
#mitchmcconnell
@jthayer.bsky.socialTime to step down, because like #MitchMcConnell, he can no longer function at the highest levels of decision making for the country. #TrumpIsNotWell
@unwashedrepublic3.bsky.socialSo #MitchMcConnell gets back just in time for #Congress to go on vacation
youtu.be/pmPzjPzQltc?...
@theperfectcast.bsky.socialI BELIEVE HER, THIS TIME 🤭😅🎯 #mitchmcconnell is dead.
@libertyjustice.bsky.socialEither he's very, very happy or...the lights are on but nobody's home... #MitchMcConnell
@vocalderbyguy.bsky.socialRegarding #MitchMcConnell, at least Kay Granger had the good taste to stay stuck in a home.
@newbreen.bsky.socialThe " UNSINKABLE #MitchMcCONNELL " GOES to #WALLYWORLD !
@letsstand4somegood.bsky.socialThe Republican Party ladies and gentlemen… #mikejohnson #congress #mitchmcconnell #muppets #🍊
@ladychelsea.bsky.social#MitchMcConnell is a fucking #eggplant and he deserves it
any vote "he" casts is invalid because he is not fucking THERE
@progkansas.bsky.socialWe know. We're just as shocked as you are! Mitch McConnell is alive...ish.
✖️ Mitch voted against the FMLA in 1993
✖️ Mitch voted against the ACA in 2009, and voted over 60 times to repeal it since
✖️ Congress members don't get PTO
🚫 Mitch was paid $45K while missing for 92 days
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