Brooms all around, then./Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation. It'll be like Fantasia./We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey./I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse. #BTVS

And-And my job at the Magic Shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker. #BTVS

Tonight sucks! And look at me. Look at-Look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy. Too strong for construction work. #BTVS

This mummy hand has ceased to be!/It is an ex-mummy hand! #BTVS

You're right... The magics I used are very powerful. I'm very powerful, and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to *piss* me off. #BTVS

Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do./Oh, there are others in this world who can do what you did. You just don't want to meet them. #BTVS

Giles is a little harsh. But he’s not wrong. #BTVS

How bad is it?/Anya says pretty bad. I'm kind of taking her word for it. Actually, I'm kind of trying not to think about it./Sound policy. At least for tonight./Figured I'd put it out of my mind. You know, take a break. Get some perspective... And then, wake up at 4:00 a.m. terrified. #BTVS

You know, if you don't let me look at the pictures, I'm gonna learn everything I know about demons on the street. #BTVS

You do research now? Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it? #BTVS

That MF really denied Buffy a loan after she saved his life. #BTVS

You can't charge innocent people for saving their lives./Spider-Man does./He does not./Does too!/Does not... Xander?/Action is his reward. #BTVS

So what do we do?/Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty. #BTVS

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Relatable. #BTVS

I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that... Every night after that. I'd see it all again... I do some different. Faster, more clever, you know...? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you. #BTVS

do remember what I said. The promise... to protect her. If I'd have done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. #BTVS

That awkward moment when a demon hitchhikes its way to your world when you mess with resurrection spells. #BTVS

How long was I gone?/Hundred and forty-seven days, yesterday. Uh... hundred and forty-eight today. 'Cept today doesn't count, does it...? How long was it for you... where you were?/Longer. #BTVS

Okay, when *I'm* marvelling at the immaturity, be scared. #BTVS