The police are going to put out an APB on a furniture hating, violent interior redectorator with one giant hand.

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He turns into a dog with opposable thumbs, apparently.
If he's doing this, get him wormed
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"Can you just solve this case for us, lady?" #bmoviemaniacs

omg that looks fantastic. No decent Chinese food within a 100 mile radius from me. 🤤 #BMovieManiacs

Cops are rarely helpful in movies like this. #bmoviemaniacs

Don't tell them anything, FIGHT THE POWER, DONALD!
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You know, Molly had her hair done that very morning and then she gets hung by it by night. Waste of money. #BMoviemaniacs

She's at least smart enough to lie in a situation like this. She's a keeper. #bmoviemaniacs

it's so bad its 21 yrs bad luck. #BMovieManiacs

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The detective is just calling his mom.

....a fish. He was bitten....by a fish.

And he...turns into...a caveman.
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MOVIE.

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See, this is what you get for doing science. Should have been a business major instead. #bmoviemaniacs

that's extra! #BMovieManiacs

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Signs of a break-in or just bachelor living? It's a toss up.

"Oh yeah. The mirror is shot. No bringing this thing back." #bmoviemaniacs

Donald is the first person I'd suspect #BMovieManiacs

That escalated quickly.... #bmoviemaniacs

"I know this looks bad, but there's no reason it should ruin our plans for the evening." #bmoviemaniacs

Donald? Donald why's it so neat and clean in here,Donald? Do you have another woman in here, Donald? DONALD?
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