YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT SHROUD WAS A REFUND #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE BROUGHT CHIPS TO GREEN HILL ZONE AND WAS FRIENDS WITH KSI #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT BARACK OBAMA WAS A COFFEE TABLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE BROUGHT BEN SHAPIRO TO BIKINI BOTTOM AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT JAKE PAUL WAS A ROLLING PIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO BARACK OBAMA, IT BECAME HER BLOOD TYPE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, YAHOO THOUGHT SHE WAS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, JAMES CAMERON SAID "WHAT'S UP SISTERS" #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO ONE DIRECTION #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE THOUGHT SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE BROUGHT A TREADMILL TO SESAME STREET AND SAT NEXT TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IN THIRD GRADE #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO FALL GUYS #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WAS 5 MINUTES FROM MY SHOOT, SHE GOT CANCELLED #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, YAHOO THOUGHT SHE WAS DARTH VADER #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT ROBLOX WAS VALVE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, COSTCO THOUGHT SHE WAS JOSH PECK #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, IT BECAME A LAWN CHAIR #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE BROUGHT THE BORDER WALL TO FRANCE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS, SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE AND STARVED #yomama