Now I will not say these things to spoil your evening or to hear myself talk. —Bernardo, West Side Story

Now I will not say these things to spoil your evening or to hear myself talk. —Bernardo, West Side Story
Now I will not say these things to spoil your evening or to hear myself talk. —Bernardo, West Side Story
I want ya to break into a place and steal some shit. —Dr. Hank Pym, Ant—Man
I want ya to break into a place and steal some shit. —Dr. Hank Pym, Ant—Man
I don't even think God could impregnate you at this point. —Freddie Thornhill, Vicious (2013)
I don't even think God could impregnate you at this point. —Freddie Thornhill, Vicious (2013)
We got a religious oil burner. It don't work on Sundays. —Archie Bunker, All in the Family
We got a religious oil burner. It don't work on Sundays. —Archie Bunker, All in the Family
Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain we can't feel the hurt we inflict. —the Doctor, Doctor Who
Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain we can't feel the hurt we inflict. —the Doctor, Doctor Who
What are you doing? I'm stuck in there listening to him talk about how he's learning to love his mulatto bastard grandchild. —Vince D'Angelo, Will & Grace
What are you doing? I'm stuck in there listening to him talk about how he's learning to love his mulatto bastard grandchild. —Vince D'Angelo, Will & Grace
They need to droop languidly. —Lois, Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair
They need to droop languidly. —Lois, Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair
Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam. —The Impressive Clergyman, The Princess Bride
Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam. —The Impressive Clergyman, The Princess Bride
I love you, but I can't laugh at that again. —Gloria Pritchard, Modern Family
I love you, but I can't laugh at that again. —Gloria Pritchard, Modern Family
They say that vampires' hearts are cold and dead. Definitely dead. But I don't know. I think I still feel things inside it. —Viago, What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
They say that vampires' hearts are cold and dead. Definitely dead. But I don't know. I think I still feel things inside it. —Viago, What We Do in the Shadows (2014)